Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "If you abandon me again, I'll be like this for the rest of my life, I won't be able to live!" Lin weiqin hung up the phone.


  Tian Yuan was shocked. She held her phone in a daze for a while, then opened the door and said to her assistant outside, " "Please tell everyone that I'm not feeling well and won't be going."


  "Miss Tian, do you need to see a doctor?" the assistant asked worriedly.


  "I'll be fine after a short rest," Tian Yuan shook her head.


  "Then, does ran ran want to prepare dinner for you?"


  "Alright, I'll be leaving then." The assistant left tactfully.


  Tian Qi closed the door and had a headache.


  She washed her face and lay in bed for a while, feeling much better.


  She picked up her phone and called Lin weiqin again, but he didn't pick up.


  Annoyed, Tian Yuan sat for a while, picked up her coat and bag, and left the room.


Nonsense