Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Of course not!" Lin weiqin's face darkened, "I don't have to lie to you about this!  I was thirty years old when I gave it to you, so it's normal for me to have experience. Why Would I Lie to You?"


  Tian Yuan pursed her lips. She wasn't a child, so of course she knew he was telling the truth.


  "Then why did she tell such a lie? And she has a surgery form. Could it be fake?" She asked in confusion.


  "It might be someone else's." Lin weiqin said lightly.


  "When did you guys break up?" Tian Yuan widened her eyes.


  "Why would I remember this!" Lin weiqin shouted angrily.


  Tian Yuan was also furious,"she said that the surgery was done the week after you broke up!" There's a date on the operation sheet, so it'll be easy to find out the truth!"


  "No matter when it was done! If she's really pregnant, she's someone else's!" Lin weiqin shouted, "when I was dating her, she did make me a cuckold! 


  Tian Yuan stared at him with wide eyes.


I'll give you an explanation