Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Lin weiqin and Tian Yuan came back from buying the ingredients and immediately went to the kitchen to get busy.


  Zeng Shuai followed him in, and Lin weiqin became nervous, " "Uncle ..."


  "Get out!" CEng Shuai said to Tian Yuan with a straight face.


  "He made you do things in his own home, so he can't abuse you when I'm not watching!" CEng Shuai shouted.


  Tian Yuan said helplessly,"if I don't do anything, I'm afraid he'll dislike me, Yingluo."


  Lin weiqin and CEng Shuai said in unison.


  "Sweet talk," Zeng Shuai snorted coldly.


  "Alright, I'll go out," Tian Yuan said helplessly.


  She turned around and walked out. Seeing Zeng Shuai standing still, she quickly asked,"Dad! You're not going out?"


  Zeng Shuai crossed his arms and said fiercely,"I'll supervise him!"


  Tian Qi was afraid that he would bully Lin weiqin, so she hesitated.


  "You should go and accompany Auntie," Lin weiqin said.


Dad will settle accounts with you