Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    He seemed to sense something and looked over. He didn't expect her to be here at all and was stunned.


  The sandbag swung back and hit him hard in the face, almost knocking him down.


  Sheng shuangxue snorted, turned around, and left with Xiao Mianmian.


  The others looked at Gu Yunhao and started to make a fuss.  "Aiyo, Captain Gu, what are you daydreaming about? He couldn't move when he saw a beauty! Tsk, tsk ~ I thought you were a decent guy, but you're just so-so! Hypocritical! You're such a hypocrite!"


  Gu Yunhao kicked the sandbag, and the person standing opposite him hurriedly dodged. He then hugged the sandbag and asked, "  hey, seriously, Captain Gu, what do you think of sister shuangxue? "


  "It's not mine, how can I give it to you? If you want it, then go after it!"


  "Give me the sandbag!" Gu Yunhao's face darkened.


  The other party paused, pushed the sandbag out, and asked with a smile,"Seriously, isn't sister shuangxue pretty?"


I'll leave sister shuangxue to you