Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    At this time, uncle Wang opened the door and said righteously, " "You dare to steal from your uncle Wang!"


  "I'm not a thief!" The man in the hoodie called out.


  Gu Yunhao pushed him against the wall. When he saw that two of his team members were there, he said to them, " "Take him to the police station."


  Gu Yunhao smiled.  Sir, please help me record my statement.   


  Uncle Wang patted his chest and said,"don't worry!" It's my duty to cooperate with the police!" Then, he walked away with his head held high.


  "Don't we need to go?" Sheng shuangxue asked Gu Yunhao.


   the police station is my territory anyway. We'll talk about it tomorrow if there's a problem. 


  Sheng shuangxue nodded. That's right, it's the holidays now, you should rest well.


  The two of them went downstairs together, and she couldn't help but say, "  uncle Wang is really amazing. As expected of a retired police officer! 


You don't even know how to comfort me