Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    [ I'll visit you when I'm free, then? ]


  Sheng shuangxue thought for a while and replied, [ it's not like I'm not going back. ]


  Sheng shuangxue put down her phone and fell on the sofa. After a while, she pulled out the pillow behind her back and hugged it.


  Her cell phone rang again. She turned to look-


  [ are you still angry with me? ] Tong silu asked.


  Sheng shuangxue picked up her phone and replied, never! [ I'm angry with him! ]


  This time, Tong silu did not reply. Instead, she sent a text message to her boyfriend. [ let's just break up! ]


  After a while, the man called her back and asked, "  what the hell are you doing?! 


  Tong silu was about to speak when a scolding voice mixed with the sound of electric current came from the other side.  "Guo Xiang! What the hell are you doing! Who allowed you to answer the phone during practice?! Motherf * cker!"


People will misunderstand that we're dating