Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    She took back the change from uncle Wang and said to him, " "My Lord, as a human, the most important thing is ..."


  "Happy?" Uncle Wang received it smoothly.


  Sheng shuangxue choked. Her eyes were wide open."Be more sincere, less scheming!"


  Uncle Wang was puzzled,"how am I not sincere?" Other people sell it for 18 Yuan, so I'm also selling it for 18 Yuan. I'm not charging you more."


   Yingluo,"could she say that it was because he had never been a police officer?


  Sheng shuangxue turned around gloomily and climbed into Gu Yunhao's car.


  Uncle Wang's eyes lit up.  oh my ~ I was wondering why a good girl would buy two barrels of ice cream that were so big. She wasn't afraid of getting fat (he was the one who gave it to her). So it was for her boyfriend!  Tsk, tsk. This development is so fast. I must quickly tell the children in the criminal Police team!


So it's for your boyfriend