Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "I'm talking about the hair clip on your head." He smiled.


  Sheng shuangxue was stunned. She touched the hair clip and blushed.


  She turned around and walked away, but suddenly lost her voice.


  After taking two steps, she touched the hair clip again, turned her head and said, " "My friend gave it to me."


  What was Yueyue saying? Sheng shuangxue turned her head and continued to walk forward. She was a little angry.


  It was as if she was deliberately informing him: I don't have a boyfriend, come quickly-


  Sheng shuangxue scratched her forehead. Her hands slid down to cover her face. She didn't feel any heat. She was really thick-skinned.


  She suddenly felt relieved. She lowered her hands and continued to look at the vegetable field on both sides. She saw an eggplant hanging on a branch.


  The eggplant was so purple that it was almost black, and its skin was shining!


I have no boyfriend