Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Sheng shuangxue hadn't dug out half of the ice cream when she looked out of the car in confusion.  "What's wrong?"


  "That's grandma Liu. I'll go and take a look."


  Sheng shuangxue looked over and saw a hunched old lady packing clothes outside a small house.


  Sheng shuangxue quickly put the ice cream back into the refrigerator and got out of the car.  "I'll go with you!"


  Gu Yunhao did not object and locked the car door.


  Sheng shuangxue followed behind him.  grandma Liu's 'Liu'? is it the Liu who drank durian milk?"she asked.


  Gu Yunhao suddenly stopped and turned around to look at her.


  She paused and blinked,"what?" Yingluo, are you from the South? I heard that Southerners would bite their tongues when they say this ~"


  "What's so difficult about grandma Liu drinking durian milk?" Gu Yunhao spoke very smoothly.  if you're so capable, then think of grandmother Niu drinking durian milk. If you're not wrong, I'll treat you to a month's meal! 


I'll treat you to a month-long meal