Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    He thought that there was a fire and immediately went to knock on the door. He was so anxious that he clapped very loudly.


  When Sheng shuangxue opened the door, the others had come out as well. She only found out what had happened after she asked them.


  Gu Yunhao looked at Sheng shuangxue. She was wearing an apron, holding a spatula, and her face was covered in sweat. She looked a little disheveled.


  His heart ached a little, and he was so anxious that he spoke without thinking."If you don't know how to do it, then don't!"


  Sheng shuangxue was so angry that she smacked him on the head with a spatula!


  The surroundings suddenly became quiet. Sheng shuangxue started to cry, feeling wronged."So What if I don't know how to cook? I'm learning! What right do you have to say that about me?"


   Hey!  handsome white and the others hurriedly came over to stop the fight.  don't, don't, don't. Don't mess around.  Captain, quickly say sorry!"
