Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "You wish! Why don't you buy it yourself?"


  "You'll be useful if I spray Coke all over you," Sheng shuangxue said through gritted teeth.


  "Yingluo, it's not good to use that, right?"


  Sheng shuangxue didn't bother to answer him. She wiped her face and went upstairs.


  After she washed her face and hair, she came down with Xiao Mianmian.


  Gu Yunhao was no longer there. Uncle Wang was sitting on the chair listening to music, looking quite happy.


  Sheng shuangxue suddenly felt guilty. Speaking of which, she was being unreasonable just now.


  She glanced at the shelf where the sanitary pads were placed. Nothing seemed to be out of the ordinary. Gu Yunhao must have cleaned it.


  "You want to buy it?" Xiao Mianmian asked.


  "No, no, no!" Sheng shuangxue walked out of the supermarket with her head lowered.


  "Don't you want to buy something?" uncle Wang asked enthusiastically.


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