Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Sheng shuangxue pushed Gu Yunhao away and pinched his waist.


  Gu Yunhao looked at her, aggrieved. His nose was red-he had just been hit by the door.


  Sheng shuangxue felt a little guilty and touched it.


  Sheng shuangxue glared at him.  you're still not being honest? " she said.


   shush-" he hurriedly put his index finger to his lips.


  "Aren't you going back?" she asked softly.


  "Wouldn't it be awkward to go out now?" he said in a low voice.


  As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the door close and there was no sound outside.


  Sheng shuangxue pushed him away and looked out through the peephole. There was no one outside. She quickly opened the door and pushed him out.  "Good night!"


  After they started dating, Sheng shuangxue and Gu Yunhao rarely went to the gym.


  Both of them felt that working out was too much of a waste of time, so they might as well use it for a date.


I'd rather have fewer dates