Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    She rolled up her sleeves and rushed forward, knocking on Gu Yunhao's door a few times.


  "He's here," Gu Yunhao suddenly came out of her house.


  She jumped in shock and immediately realized that he was really helping her guard the door. She stammered,"Why did you go there?"


  "Didn't you ask me to help you keep an eye on it?"


  Sheng shuangxue blushed and walked over.  "Then you can go back now!"


  Gu Yunhao lowered his head.  give me a kiss. 


  Sheng shuangxue pushed him away.  don't be shameless! I'm telling you, I'm going to resume working out tomorrow."


  Gu Yunhao raised his eyebrows.  did you just tell Mianmian this? "


  "Yeah! Do you know how much weight I've gained after being with you?"


  "Oh, how did you grow? It's a good thing, which means that you're very happy with me. "


  "Hehe, Yingluo, I'm not happy at all right now."


Need to be prepared