Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "Breaking his legs is a light punishment." Sheng nanxuan said lightly.


  "But I don't think this is good for shuangxue." Gong mo said, " Gu Yunhao is so old after all. Why don't you think about how you're at this age, but you're always doing that? "


  Sheng nanxuan smiled.  what did I do? " he asked.  what did I do? "


  Gong mo rolled his eyes at him and said,"you know it yourself!" Don't you men-as normal adult men-have needs? You're someone who's been through this, don't you know? You're also quite satisfied with Gu Yunhao. If he makes a mistake because of this, who's going to be the scapegoat? At that time, shuangxue will be so sad!"


  "If he can make a mistake, then he's not the son-in-law I've set my eyes on!"


Don't worry, you have me!