Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "He definitely has the strength to eat!" Sheng shuangxue said matter of factly.


  "Exercise after dinner. Otherwise, if I gain weight, you'll blame me again." Gu Yunhao said.


  "I'm more delicious. Do you want some?"


  "Ahem!" Gu Yunhao did not expect himself to be such a hooligan. He turned around and left.


  Sheng shuangxue bit her lip and thought,'it's embarrassing to take the initiative to eat.'


  After dinner, the two of them watched a movie on TV, and Sheng shuangxue started to chase Gu Yunhao away.


  "You're not doing sit-ups anymore?" Gu Yunhao asked.


  Sheng shuangxue spread out the yoga mat and lay on it.


  Gu Yunhao counted seriously for her, but when he reached twenty, he could not continue. When she sat up, he lowered his head and kissed her.


  She was stunned for a moment before she smiled and lay down. When she got up again, she took the initiative to kiss him.


We'll get engaged in two years if we don't break up