Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    His heart ached as he staggered into the kitchen in his slippers. He wanted to cook but didn't want to do it.


  He took out the eggs and vegetables, stood there for a while, and put them back. Then, he went back to his room to change his clothes and went out fully armed.


  It was very cold outside. He wrapped his face with a scarf, and the cold wind blew from the top of his head, spinning, as if someone was hitting him with a scale.


  He was afraid that no one would collect his body if he fell on the road, so he went to the hospital.


  The doctor gave him two bottles of water. After taking the medicine, he finally felt much better when he left the hospital.


  However, he hadn't eaten yet, so he found a Chinese restaurant nearby.


  He walked into the Chinese restaurant and sat down. A young girl came over with a small notebook.


  He looked at the names on the menu and took some time to think about what the dishes would look like.


I'll treat you this time