Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

  "You gave me too much money last time. Here, take it back."


  "Uh, Yingluo, Didn't I tell you? there's no need."


  "It must be hard to work in a restaurant, right?" He sat down, looked at the food in the transparent lunch box, and opened it.


   it's not hard, Qianqian.  Huo die also sat down and looked at him with her hand on her chin.  actually, I didn't work there to make money.  It's just that it's close to your place, so I wanted to come over to freeload a meal!"


  "You're really rude," Gong Bai was speechless.


  "I'm just saying what I think, you can just say no!"


  Gong Bai was even more speechless. This person really didn't play by the rules!


  He opened all the lunch boxes and asked, " "Have you eaten?"


  "How much are these? I'll give it to you."


  "I'll treat you!" Huodie frowned and said unhappily, "why are you always so polite with me?"


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