Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    He had bought this on the road and wanted to give it to her as a gift on a whim. He sighed and threw it aside.


  Old K leaned against the door frame and said with a smile,"Ah, love, it makes people upset."


  "Aren't you bored?" Gong Bai was furious.


  Old K's expression changed and he coldly glanced at him."What kind of attitude is this? aren't you afraid that I'll kill you?"


  "Go somewhere else if you're going crazy!" Gong Bai took a deep breath and roared.


  One moment, they wanted to take him in as a disciple. The next moment, they wanted to kill him. He did not want to accompany them.


  Gong Bai closed his suitcase and went downstairs. He didn't even look at old K when he passed him.


  Old K gritted his teeth. Of course, it would be easy for him to kill Gong Bai, but he didn't want to do something that wasn't challenging.


  He followed her downstairs and heard the sound of chopping. It sounded like someone was chopping meat.


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