Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Huo die held her breath, her face filled with anxiety.


  He lowered his head and kissed her. Her mind went blank, and she felt like she was wandering in the sea, the sun was warm, and it was like heaven.


  He pried open her lips and called out as he kissed her, " "My heart is filled with sorrow."


  Huo die's entire body trembled. She reached out to push him away, but a moment later, tears fell and she slowly lowered her hand.


  When Gong Bai opened his eyes, the sun had already shone on the bed.


  He covered his eyes with his hands, feeling a splitting headache.


  Another year had passed, so he had to muddle along.


  He sat up, and something gently stroked his shoulder. He froze and looked over. He saw a few strands of hair falling from his shoulders and onto a perfect face.


  Gong Bai took a deep breath and looked around. Seeing the clothes of men and women scattered all over the ground, it wasn't hard for him to imagine what had happened last night.


I'll be good to you