Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Gong Bai walked toward the two of them and said to old K, " "Master."


  He glanced at Yu qinghuan and old K said, " "What are you looking at? Call her master's wife!"


  Yu qinghuan glanced at old K coldly, but old K turned his head away and pretended not to see her.


  Gong Bai didn't want to be taught a lesson by Yu qinghuan, so he didn't dare to call her master's wife. He said to the two of them,"Please come in. Why is master here?"


  "Still asking? What are you doing? you exposed yourself and you were almost taken revenge, you know!"


  "What does it have to do with me? I'm just a tool for killing. Maybe the last buyer is the one who's looking for me for revenge."


  "So what? It's your fault for exposing your face!"


  Yu qinghuan was calmly listening to the two of them quarreling. Suddenly, she raised her head and saw Phoenix slowly coming down the stairs.


  "Old Bai, who are they?" Phoenix's eyes were unkind as she sized up the two of them.


I miss her