Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "What's there to fuss about now?" Sheng lingren also took a glass and drank it. After drinking, she smiled and raised her glass to clink with hers.  cheers! 


  "Today's a meaningful day. It's the most relaxed and happy day I've had since I came here."


  "What do you mean?" Yu qinghuan asked, a little uncomfortable.


  He was stunned, and suddenly remembered that they had done it before, and his face suddenly turned red.


  He coughed, picked up a piece of meat from his lunchbox, and put it in front of her. He said in a low voice, " "You should eat more."


   today's dishes seem to be better, " Yu qinghuan said gloomily.  are you going to give us the last experiment? "


  Sheng lingren was stunned. There was a slight change in her eyes as she looked at her. After a while, she sighed in relief."Don't worry. If they really wanted to do an experiment, they wouldn't have let us eat."


How do we sleep separately?