Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Just as she sat down, the door was pushed open.


  Yu Qingliu grabbed the doorknob and narrowed her eyes when she saw the distance between them.


  Yu qinghuan stuffed the candy box into her pocket and asked, " "Young master, you're back? Where did you go so early in the morning?"


  "It's already noon! And it's still early in the morning?" Yu Qingliu asked.


  "Didn't you go out early in the morning?"


  "I went to uncle's house, unlike you. Come down and eat!" After Yu Qingliu finished speaking, she closed the door and left.


   he didn't even greet you, " Yu qinghuan said to Sheng lingren.  I'll teach him a lesson in the future! 


  "I wouldn't dare," Sheng Ling replied.


   you!  Yu qinghuan glared at him and said angrily, " it's fine if you don't dare to do it to me, but how can you not do it to other people? "


   uh, Yingluo.  wasn't that her brother?


  "If you don't dare to do it to other people, I'll be jealous."


I'm not willing