Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Yu qinghuan picked up a strawberry and placed it in front of his mouth,""Come, open your mouth ~"


  "Don't mess around!" Yu Zhengming turned his head.  where are you guys chatting?"


  "The sunroom," Yu qinghuan bit into a strawberry.


  Yu Zhengming nodded.  it's almost time to eat. Bring Mr. Sheng down once you're done. 


  "I know." Yu qinghuan replied loudly. She then said to Sheng lingren, " Mr. Sheng, please follow me. 


  Sheng lingren felt that their relationship was different now. The way she addressed him had a different charm to it, as if she was saying 'dear'.


  Walking into the sunroom, Yu qinghuan lifted her chin and handed him the fruit platter.


  "The fruit is cold, will it be bad to eat it?" he asked in a fawning manner.


  "It's fine, I love it." Yu qinghuan sat down and sized him up with a smile.


  Feeling a little awkward, he sat down beside her and put down the fruit plate.


   you look different today, " she joked.


Why are you so bad?