Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    After Yu Qingliu left, Wu surong whispered to Yu qinghuan, "  you're pregnant. You have to be careful of Sheng Ling. Don't let him cheat on you! 


  Yu qinghuan was taken aback. She had never thought about this before. After Wu surong's words, she felt like she was going to live a life of fighting for a mistress.


  "Don't worry, he won't," she said with a smile.


  "If you're not on guard, you'll cry one day!" Wu surong said anxiously. Men are all eating from the pot and looking at the Yingying in the bowl."


  "Dad is like this too?" Yu qinghuan blurted out.


  Wu surong choked and smacked the back of her hand,"That was because I managed it well! Don't be too ambitious. Sheng Ling is getting better at making money. Even if he doesn't play around, others will come to him. Besides, he's the most prone to making mistakes when you're pregnant!"
