Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    An alarm went off in Yu qinghuan's mind, and she hurriedly asked, " "You like men?"


  Did you meet King? Could these two have had an unknown past in their past lives?


  "Yingluo didn't!" Yu Qingliu denied sternly.


  Yu qinghuan thought that he was too embarrassed to admit it, so she consoled him, " "If you like it, then so be it. As long as you're happy."


  "Sister! Yingluo, I'm not joking with you." Yu Qingliu thought of an excuse.  I've been working on a related thesis report recently. You have to tell me your opinion! 


  "My point of view is to support it!" Yu qinghuan spread out her hands and used a popular internet phrase from the future.  the opposite sex is together to reproduce, while the same sex is true love! 


  "What kind of twisted logic is this?" Yu Qingliu was stunned. She suddenly looked behind her.  brother-in-law is back. He's not going to save you!  Tell him what true love is, and what it means to have offspring!"


You want me to say I love you