Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Sheng nanxuan was playing the piano in the living room, and Sheng Xixi was making trouble. Suddenly, someone rang the doorbell.


  Sheng nanxuan stopped and turned his head to look out. Sheng Xixi took the opportunity to press a few keys on the zither. The muffled and disorderly sound of the zither rang out.


  Yu qinghuan went to open the door. Seeing this, Sheng nanxuan turned and pushed Sheng Xixi's hand away, continuing to play.


  Sheng Xixi pouted and looked at the door with the doll in her arms.


  A young man in a cap was standing outside the door, holding a bouquet of roses in his hand.


  Yu qinghuan opened the door and looked at him calmly.


  He was stunned for a moment, and his heart was beating fast. He handed the flower over with a red face.  Hello, I'm from the florist. This is a flower from Mr. Sheng lingren. 


  "I refuse!" Yu qinghuan said righteously.


  "Yingluo?" The flower Messenger was dumbfounded.


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