Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "I'm fine." Sheng lingren waved her hand and quickly went upstairs.


  Sheng nanxuan picked up the newspaper on the table and ignored him. It was so strange at the dining table. It was obvious that her parents were having a fight. What was her father doing? he was the one who admitted defeat every time, so why was he still making a scene?


  In the room upstairs, Sheng Xixi was riding on a wooden horse. Yu qinghuan took two of her dresses and asked, "  we're going to grandma's house to play in the afternoon. Xiaoxi, which one do you want to wear? "


  There were two puffy dresses, one white and one pink. The White one had sparkling sequins on it, and the pink one had a flower on her waist.


  Sheng Xixi pointed at the pink one and looked outside.  "Daddy!"


  Yu qinghuan was stunned. She turned around and Sheng Ling walked in.


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