Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Yu Qingliu took off his sterile clothes and walked towards the office. When he reached the door, the nurse, Xiao Liu, looked at him with resentment.  Dr. Yu, your meal is already on the table. 


  Xiao Liu followed him in gloomily. He saw a bouquet of red roses on the desk and turned around in shock.  "What's that?"


   roses ~"Liu said," someone gave it to you.  Dr. Yu, do you have a girlfriend?"


  "No, I didn't," Yu Qingliu walked over and glanced at rose. She sat down and opened the lunch box, stuffing it into her mouth.


  "Is someone wooing Dr. Yu?" Xiao Liu asked nervously.


  Oh my God! Which little b * tch was so outrageous that she actually dared to chase her male God! Oh, I should be a little more daring.


   maybe it's the wrong one, Zhenzhen.  Yu qinghuan swallowed two mouthfuls of rice, picked up the card in the flower, and opened it with two fingers. She choked.


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