Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Yu Qingliu closed the web page with a headache and heard someone knocking on the door.


  "Come in," he said as he raised his head.


  Liu pushed the door open, stuck his head in, and said with a smile, " "Dr. Yu, someone's looking for you."


  "I don't." Xiao Liu said softly, " very handsome! Yingluo is a foreigner."


  Yu Qingliu's eyebrows twitched, and she immediately stood up and walked out, giving Xiao Liu a shock.


  He rushed out of the office and saw Joseph leaning against the wall in front of him. He looked very handsome.


  Hearing the noise, Joseph raised his head. His deep eyes fell on his face, and he smiled with joy.


   wow ...  little Liu was infatuated.  so handsome!  He's so handsome!"


  Yu Qingliu was extremely annoyed. She walked over to Joseph and asked through gritted teeth, " "How did you know I was here?"


   because I like you ...  Joseph stared at him.  I didn't sleep well last night because I was thinking about you. 


I'm not happy, so I want to kill someone for fun