Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    "I'm bored." Joseph stood up innocently and pointed to the breakfast next to him.  I'm here for a checkup. I brought you breakfast. 


  Yu Qingliu glanced at it and said fiercely,""I've already eaten."


   Oh, then I'll stay here. You can smell it ~"Joseph left his seat.  the doctor should be at work, right?" I'm going for a checkup."


  "I'm not eating!" Yu Qingliu's face darkened.


  "Then I'll eat it myself after I'm done with the examination. I'll leave it with you first." Joseph opened the door and went out.


  Yu Qingliu looked at the breakfast, took a bite, and said fiercely, " "You eat my ass! You're going to starve to death!"


  The consultation was almost noon when Joseph came again.


  Yu Qingliu ignored him and continued to take the pulse of the patient in front of her.


I feel like I'm sick