Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

    Langates forum! Could he have seen the question I raised in the psychology Section two days ago? Oh yeah!


  Joseph walked to his side and held his hand.  "You actually like me, don't you?"


  Yu Qingliu shook him off agitatedly.  don't think too highly of yourself, okay?! 


   I'm just asking Wanwan.  Yu Qingliu paused and said with a dark face, " I'm just doubting my sexual orientation! 


  "It means you're not straight anymore! Actually, you know very well that you're a professional!"


  Yu Qingliu's face was dark and he didn't say anything.


   darling!  Joseph pounced on him and hugged him.  why don't you face your heart? "


  Yu Qingliu pushed him away,"sure!" I'll face it! But I don't have to like you even if I face you!"


  Joseph was stunned. He had never thought of this option.


  Yu Qingliu suddenly understood and sneered, " "Yeah, I'm gay, but I don't like you!"


  YES! He had finally found the right way to refuse!


The right way to reject