Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

     Yu Qingliu walked to the bed and picked up the phone.  "Since you're forcing me, I'll have to call the police,"


  This man didn't have any compassion for women!


  Joseph jumped up from the ground and walked out with an indignant expression.


  Yu Qingliu heaved a sigh of relief and put down the phone.


  The door closed. Joseph didn't go out, but he came back.


   my dear ~"Joseph looked at him with a smile.  it wasn't easy for me to get into your room. How can I bear to leave?"


   you f * cking-"Yu Qingliu gritted his teeth and turned around to pick up the phone.


  Joseph pounced on him and pressed him down on the bed.


  "Joseph!"  what are you doing?!  Yu Qingliu roared. Let go!"


  "What's the hurry?" Joseph pressed down on him and deliberately moved closer to him. He gently stroked his face and said, "why are you afraid of me? It'll cause a misunderstanding if you shout so loudly~"


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