Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

     Hmph!  Joseph looked at the blade and snorted disdainfully.  you think you can stop me with this? "


  "Then what about this?" Yu Qingliu placed the knife on her neck.


  "Of course I won't," Yu Qingliu said, " I'm afraid of death. I want to live a long life and save a few more people. But if you come to snatch the saber, you might hurt me. "


  Joseph took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, and thought ... Yu Qingliu's hand wasn't bad, it was just worse than his. It would be dangerous for him to hit his wrist and let the knife fall off.


  Yu Qingliu's hand was very steady, and it was impossible for him to let go after being hit. Instead, it was possible that the blade would Pierce into his skin.


  "I hope you can consider me again." Joseph turned around and left the room.


  Yu Qingliu heaved a sigh of relief when she heard the door close. She threw the knife on the coffee table in frustration.


Chapter 2092-poaching from her own family