My Husband Is...

My future husband is...

Nothing like me.

He is a..

Doer.

Thinker.

Extremely good at math.

Conscious.

Decisive.

Touchy-feely.

Healthy.

Exercises.

He is not a Leo or Gemini because those are conspiracy theorists and I hate listening to conspiracy theories.

He is not a Scorpio because those are sexual freaks and their values completely contradict the person that I am.

He is not a Cancer because though they are hella smart, they are also hella annoying.

Although, he can be a friendly, fun, adventurous

Aries

Or a kind, patient, sweet, and hella intelligent Virgo.

My husband is...

Adventurous.

Intelligent.

Fun.

Funny.

Handsome.

Sexy.

Caring.

Well spoken.

Self confident.

And the day we get married these will be my vows.