The sacrifice

A few days later Tristan went back to school and told his weeb friends his plan. Simon's his reaction was super positive, while Subaru was doubting his plan. So Simon asked "Why dont you want to get isekaid out of this boring world and get a harem full of waifus? Are you in love with somebody?" "Yes, i am in love with somebody."

Ilva the person who had a cruch on Subaru heard that, so she thought by herself "Emilia and I are the only girls who Subaru talks too. Emilia is an ugly bitch so he has to be in love with me."

Full of confidence she walks to Subaru casually who starts blushing, of course she is not blind and sees this, she gains even more confidence and when she stands in front of him and says : "I love you Subaru." Subaru's face is completely red by now and answers : "I love Emilia."

Tristan jumps in and tells Ilva : "You can alway pick somebody who will do everything for you, instead of him." "Then who is that?" asks Ilva on an annoyed tone. "Me of course!" answers Tristan full of confidence. "I WOULD NEVER DATE A LOSER LIKE YOU, YOU F*CKING ASSH*LE!!!" Screamed she while she ran away crying.

Later that day the 3 boys where talking over a way to get Isekaid , and the hours of thinking delivered some information. "So a quick summary of our information," said Tristan : "So you have to be hit by a white Japanese truck-chan, to get isekaid to an other world." "But how do we get to Japan?" asked Subaru stressed. "By using a f*cking plane Baka," said Simon. "But we can't travel alone we are still 16, you have to be at least 18 to travel without our parents, and even if there was a way where do we find money, we spend all our money on anime figures, bodypillows and Doujins." "Could you stop worrying about that stuff, we can always try it here." answered Simon.

There happened to be a white truck and Simon pushed Subaru in front of the white truck.

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