The tournament begins

"Ladies and Simps welkom to the yearly battle between the new simps, this year we have 4 contestants, all of them are isekaid beings, but only 2 can survive, the 2 others must die, enjoy the tournament simps." said the brown haired dude : "The first battle is Subaru versus Dinon." 

Subaru stepped full of confidence in the arena, there was a lot of cheering and then on the other side Dinon stepped inside the arena, he was a little boy who was shivering from fear. 

"BEGIN THE BATTLE!!" the brown haired dude screamed. 

"EMILIA, I SUMMON YOU" and then Emilia appeared.

Dinon didn't even have the time to summon his Inner Simp and Subaru already screamed : " EMILIA ATTACK!!" Emilia came at full speed to Dinon and he said : "Orana block." And a girl appeared and blocked Emilia's super fast attack. 

"HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!" screamed Subaru. "It is called not-attacking-the-second-the-match-starts, Orana then attacks." Orana Teleported behind Subaru and he screamed : "EMILIA BLOCK!!" "I anticipated that you would do that." said Dinon while he pushed his glasses further up his nose and let out an evil smile and said : "Orano execute order 69" Orano started quickly teleporting around Subaru.

Subaru looked around but didn't see where the attack were coming from, then suddenly out of nowhere he got a Huge d*ck in his ass, and Dinon revealed that Orana is a trap, but sadly for Subaru, Orana's d*ck was still growing and kept growing until after a few minutes Subaru exploded because the d*ck was too large, he was all over the floor. 

A few minutes later the brown haired guy said : "Ladies and simps it is time for the second battle, this battle is between Tristan and Simon. 

At the place Subaru came in the arena, Simon appeared and on the other side Tristan stepped in the arena. The brown haired guy screamed : "BEGIN!!"

Tristan started stepping closer to Simon and Simon said : "Oh your approaching me." and Tristan answered : "Yes, i can't beat you without getting closer

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