The battle of the Ilva's

"Why? Why do you have the same name as me and why is your father Tristan?" aked Ilva. 

"So you are the one I am named after. I was not expecting to fight the one my father was in love with." answered Ilva Pervius

"So he was not joking back then, he was serious." said Ilva

"Nope, he was not serious, he was only thinking about fucking, that perv knew noting else." said Ilva Pervius 

"Is he dead?" asked Ilva shocked

"Yes, he died the same way Simon died, but in different circumstances" answered Ilva Pervius

"Wait, Simon also died in this world?"

"Indeed, Simon was killed by Tristan because Simon killed Subaru." said Ilva Pervius

"I thought Subaru was killed by a guy named Dinon." said Ilva confused

"Dinon was Simon. CHIKA ATTACKS!!" Screamed Ilva Pervius.

 A pink haired girl started smaking her huge ass tidies against Ilva whilst screaming : "ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA!!" And so on. 

The reason Ilva Pervius had the same attack pattern as Tristan Pervius, is because she inherited it from him. 

"YOU F*CKING B*TCH, YOU COMPLETELY CAUGHT ME OFF-GUARD!!!" Screamed Ilva. 

After a few powerful blows Ilva fell unconscious, and Ilva Pervius screamed : "CHIKA KILL", you know the drill, Chika choked her to death with her huge ass tidies. 

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