"LET THE WAIFU WARS BEGIN!!!" screamed the loud voice, a few seconds later he screamed : "SORRY, I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THE WINNER, GETS 1 WISH, AND NO MATTER WHAT IT IS, IT WILL HAPPEN. AGULA YOU SHOULD BE COMMENTINGTHIS, NOT F*CKING COMPETING IN THE WAIFU WARS!!"
So the waifu wars began, on a day in the year 2020. Do you need to know more? No, you have enough information.
Ilva was walking through a forest, sadly there were no pads, but there was an enemy, that enemy was Giorno Giobanana and he said : "Hello, Ilva Pervuis, you probably know me, I am the person who will beat your ass up."
Ilva answered : "B*tch, you think you can beat me. You know my IQ is damn high, I have an IQ of 1 8 9, how do you think to beat me?"
"Cause I Giorno Giobanana have a dream, and you have just an IQ of 1 8 9."
"Biiiiitch, do you think life is a Shounen anime, or something." asked Ilva.
"Shounen? Anime?" said Giorno confused.
"Nevermind, I am too lazy to explain." said Ilva.
"F*CKING EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS." Screamed Giorno. While running right to Ilva, suddenly a net lifted Giorno off the ground, now he was captured.
"I anticipated that this would happen." said Ilva.
"How? I didn't see you set the trap." said Giorno confused.
"Of course you didn't see it, haven't you noticed this place is full of traps, I just lured you in to one." said Ilva.
"Indeed, you are really stupid if you didn't notice such traps. I expected nothing less from you, Ilva Pervuis." said Agula : "I am sorry but you must die here Ilva."
"Are you saying you can kill me? Your wrong b*tch!" Said Ilva
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