"I see you are getting pretty pissed off my little brother." said Ilva, to annoy Subaru even more.
Subaru ran at full speed to Ilva.
"You're in luck today my little brother, there are no traps here." said Ilva.
Subaru came in for a right hook but Ilva dodged, and she said : "You know, because you're so pissed off your moves become easy to read. This will be way to eazy."
Subaru ran back and started screaming : "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
Let's skip the 5 volumes of screaming, this is not Dragon Ball.
He screamed very long, but his hair did not turn yellow or blue, his hair was still brown.
"What are you trying to accomplish?" asked Ilva.
"I'm trying to go super saiyan." said Subaru : "Like dad told us about."
"You know that is just bullshit , shit like that wont work." said Ilva.
Ilva went to Subaru, who started screaming again, and grabbed a stone from the ground and hitted Subaru with that stone, and Subaru fell unconscious.
After that Ilva decided to start choking Subaru.
So after a few minutes of intes choking Subaru died.
The loud voice said : "AND WE HAVE A WINNER, THE WINNER OF 2020TH WAIFU WARS IS… ILVA PERVIUS, SHE IS THE DAUGHTER OF TRISTAN PERVIUS THE 5TH LORD OF SIMPING, WHAT IS YOUR WISH?!!"
"My wish is to get isekaid to the world where my father used to live in." Said Ilva.
"SO IT WILL BE!!" Screamed the loud voice.
Ilva Pervius fell asleep in Simpia and woke up in the world we're in right now, COVID-19 included.
The end
Thanks for reading the sequel 'The lord of Simping 2: The Love Life of Genko Gone' will start airing on 21 semptember 2020.