Me: "Fatty?"
Him: "Stutter?"
"Damn so it's you. No wonder I feel a familiar vibe with you" I said
"You're getting better at talking stutter huh!" He said well it is true, I'm comfortable with this Fatty Flint
"Yeah maybe it's because of your non-stop talking that I developed my talking skills" I answered him back
"Well since you're here let's eat, it's your treat this time!" He said
"The heck! You're talking to me like as if you've already treated me once, let me just remind you fat pig that we washed the dishes last time because of you!" I reminded him
'I'm really getting better at talking huh, is fatty really that influential to me?' I thought in my mind
"Whatever it's your treat today!" Fatty persisted
"Fine! Fine! Let me just put down my bag!" I said, well since he gave me 100,000 pesos, I can just spend my cash right now I can still withdraw the money later.
After 10 mins.
"Fatty let's go!" I shouted at him
"Okaaaaaay! Food Here I Come~" he shouted like as if it was he's first time eating
"You sound like as if it was your first time eating you gluttonous pig" I chided him
"Well it is indeed my first time eating after that day"
He murmured something but I didn't hear it quite well
"What?" I asked
"No, Nothing!" he said awkwardly
Flint's POV
After xxxxxx years I finally have my POV!
Let me tell you how much I suffered after that day!
Flashback:
This morning I met this stutter who help me get away from Beatrice's Bodyguards.
Luckily for me, I'm good at hiding despite my large fat frame.
I decided to give him a treat after all the help he gave me.
On the way, I decided to tell him my story.
"You already know that I'm from the Ford family, right? I'm their dashingly handsome son..."
"I purchased an island in the Pacific Ocean in order to catch a good fish..."
"I offended this young lady whom I don't even know who..."
"You see why does she have to be on our bathroom naked? Is it my fault huh?"
"Let me tell you, I'm waiting for my true love you know. She's my childhood friend..."
"I call her ugly even when she's really cute with her incomplete teeth, we would play all day..."
"One day she suddenly disappeared..."
"I mi- oh were here!"
And we arrived at my favorite restaurant! It's actually a hotel a Michelin 5-star hotel to be exact
He's such a good listener he just made me talk and stayed silent the whole time causing me to tell him everything without interruptions.
Such a good buddy!
After we took a seat, I told him to order anything he wants.
He gave his orders to the waiter.
'Is he ashamed to order a few more?' I thought
'Ah, whatever it's his fault for ordering such little amount of food anyway!' I said in my head
"Hey waiter, I'll have this..."
"This"
"This"
"This"
"This"
"And this"
"Oh, this looks delicious *points at a whole chicken*"
"And this as well"
"As for my last dish... I'll pick this"
"Okay sir-" I cut him off
"Did I already mention this earlier?"
"Uhm no sir" he replied
"Okay then this as well"
"Okay sir I'll be right back," he said
"Don't forget to add a little bit more okay?" I reminded him
Then he looked at us weirdly
I just smile at him
"Go on I'll be waiting" I urged him to go cause I'm really hungry
After a few minutes of waiting the order came in
"Sir would you mind if you could switch to a larger table?" the waiter asked us
"Okay let's go bud!" I told Atlas
After we switched the table, they immediately put the dishes in front of us!
My mouth is watering~~
Atlas looked at me in fascination.
Maybe he's shocked by the amount of food I ordered.
Whatever I'll eat right away!
Before I knew it the large amount of food became a huge pile of empty plates.
"Bill sir!" the waiter said after approaching us
I patted my lap and then I realized that I'm in my pajama...
Oh no~
After a few minutes
You know what happened
We washed the dishes all-day
I'm even tired to tell all the experience I've gained so far
I met many plates with still a large amount of leftovers! Well, leftovers are still food so I secretly ate some before cleaning them up!
We spent the whole day cleaning those dirty plates!
I swear this is my first time doing such chores!
After a day of washing, my hands are numb.
We are both panting heavily after being thrown out of the restaurant.
Our eyes met and we suddenly laughed out loud
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" I laughed the loudest
"Damn why did I trust a pig like you! BWAHAHAHAHAHHA" He said to me angrily
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" there's nothing I could do so I just laughed it out and he joined me in my laughter as well.
After I got home that day I immediately rushed to my room and picked 1 from my many bank accounts, then rushed out to give it to Atlas!
"Till we meet again buddy!" I yelled at him behind the gate
And before I knew it a shoe was flying at me.
~BAM~
"YOU DARN FATTY! YOU ACTUALLY DARED TO OFFEND HER!" My mom hits me
"Mom let me explain- ouch!" My mom won't let me off
"YOU GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE! AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'RE FORGIVEN BY HER!" my mom shouted at me
"Mom it's night already~" I pleaded
"Okay fine sleep here for tonight but tomorrow morning pack your things immediately and GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE!" my mom responded
Morning
"Mom let me at least eat my breakfast!" I asked her
"Okay fine, it'll be your last breakfast in this house anyway. Did you pack your things already?" She asked
"Not yet mom" I answered
"As expected, okay I packed your things only those essential things!" She replied to me
"Wait moooom~" I whined
"No buts!" she said
'I didn't even say but!' I angrily said in my head.
"Oh before I forgot I'll hold off all your bank accounts as well, here's you're allowance find your own way to earn money," she said and then gave me 10,000 pesos
"What can I do with 10,000 pesos! Even the money I gave Atlas last night was more than this!" I complained
"Do you want it or not?" she asked me with her grave voice
"Okay fine I want it," I said
After eating breakfast mom sent me outside of our house as if she's firing a bad employee.
I decided to walk around the area of L university, I need to get a house first!
As I walked around, I asked people where I could buy a house near L university.
They told me to go to a real estate shop.
So, I did.
After arriving there
"Do you have an available house near the L university?" I asked the real estate agent
"Oh, Good Morning Sir, wait a minute sir let me check it up first," He said then he types in his keyboard searching for available houses
"Yes, Sir we have many houses near there! What's your requirements sir?"
"Oh, I want a house with at least 2 stories, a pool, a wide backyard, with at least 4 rooms, a great view from the terrace –"
Before I could continue, he cut me off by saying
"We don't have that luxurious house sir, the only available are house with 1-3 rooms no 2nd floor, with a floor area ranging from 100 sq. m. to 400 sq. m. Do you still want to avail for it sir? I assure you we already have the best options available and you can't find in any other agency a better offer than what we give" he talked to me like a real salesman
"Okay then let's go and visit those places!" I said
House 1:
Me: Too small
House 2:
Me: Too crowded
House 3:
Me: Too isolated
House 4:
Me: Uhm –
He cut me off again by saying
"This is the last house sir." Together with his heavy breaths, it seems like he's tired already
"Okay, I'll take this then. How much for it?"
"The rent is 30,000 pesos per month if you want to buy it give me a deposit of 500,000 with a 12-month payment of 100,000 per month sir!" he offered
As soon as I heard the 30,000 pesos my mind went blank all of a sudden.
Then he added 500,000 and 100,000 it kept on ringing on my ears.
'30,000'
'100,000'
'500,000'
'30,000'
'100,000'
'500,000'
'30,000'
'100,000'
'500,000'
'30,000'
'100,000'
'500,000'
'NOOOOOO~~~'
"Uhm..." I muttered while spending my time to think about how to escape here
"I think I need to think about it again ahehehe" I said
Then the agent's face turned dark
"Uhm maybe ... do you have a house with a price below 10,000 pesos hehe" I tried to save the situation, but it seems like I just make it worse.
"So you want a house with a price of 10,000?" he asked me with a weird smile on his face
"Uhm yes... ahahaha-ha-ha-ha" I laughed awkwardly
"After all those inquiries you asked me earlier you want a house with a price of 10,000?" his weird smile turns evil
And before I knew I was thrown out of the house.
"YOU MAKE ME FIND ALL THESE HOUSES WITH YOUR RIDICULOUS REQUIREMENTS AND NOW YOU'LL TELL ME TO FIND A HOUSE WITH A PRICE OF 10,000? @#$@#%@#%^#$%^#$%#$%@#$@#$^%^%&^*%^%^## !!!!" he shouted every single word with hatred.
Why didn't I realize that the only money I have now is 10,000 pesos?
Before he kills me, I started to run off with my luggage.
It seems like my role in this story is a runner huh.
HAH~ HAH~ HAH~ HAH~
*Panting Heavily*
After running for almost 15 mins I think I lost about 3 kl worth of fat.
Then I look up and saw a bustling market.
Pulling my luggage, I immediately joined the crowd.
It has so many food stalls wah heaven and before I knew it I'm already at the last food stall available here.
Yes! I've tried all the food stall in this mini market
'BWAHAHAHAHA happiness! This is what you call life!' I happily exclaimed in my head
But together with this happiness, my money was reduced by almost 1/3!
All I have left now is 7,000 pesos from the original 10,000 pesos
It seems like the saying is true, 'happiness doesn't last long'.
Just as I was about to be depressed, I saw a shop full of erotic materials.
It seems like another saying is true as well, 'happiness comes in pair'.
Nothing beats food plus beauty combinations.
And before I knew it, I spend another 1000 pesos for erotic posters I intend to post in my soon to be home for the next few months.
I decided to walk away from the market to avoid further temptations.
After walking for a bit, I see a vague figure of a beauty.
I decided to check her out, out of hobby.
When I was about 15 meters away from her, I gradually realized who she is!
What a dumb luck I have! This is the beauty whom I saw in our bathroom!
I decided to go near her to apologize but it seems like she noticed me as well,
"PERVEERT!!!" She shouted while running towards me
"NOOO- let me explain—" Aish whatever let's just run for now.
Seems like after this story ends, I'll become a hunk due to excessive running.
I ran for my life, carrying with me my posters and luggage.
While running one of the posters fall off, I was about to reach out for it but I saw her running towards me like a cheetah! How come she's so fast!
'Noooooo~ that's my favorite poster!!!' I lamented as I saw her stopped and picked it up.
I took advantage of this delay to run ahead of her.
After a few seconds, I hear a shrill
"PERVEEEEEEEEEEEERT!!!" She shouted on top of her lung after seeing the poster and she threw her shoes on me.
I dodge it easily because our distance is now wide enough for me to lose her.
'Bye bye beauty!' I said as I decided to hide in one of the buildings.
After I enter the building an old lady asked me "Are you looking for a bed space?"
"Uhm y-yes!" Confused what a bed space is but I said yes none the less. I'm afraid she'll push me out of the building.
"Okay come with me!" She said
After a few minutes
We reached a room after a great number of steps in the thin hallways of this building.
She opened the door "This is a 5,000 pesos room you'll stay with another male boarder, if you want a solo room it's 10,000 pesos, will you take it?" She asked
"Uhm yes! Thank you here's the 5000 pesos I'll take this room" I happily said to the landlady
"Okay sign here" she took a pen and a paper
I signed the paper.
"Okay I'll leave you now have a great rest!" she said
"Thank you for the room~," I said to her enthusiastically
What a cheap room, I manage to buy it for only 5000 pesos.
End of flashback
Back to reality
Atlas and I decide to go out for dinner
But just as we are about to take a step outside the room, I heard a familiar scream...
"PERVEEEEEEEEEEERT!"
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