Dragged

An: I changed the direction of this story a bit since I was kinda bored of where it was going, I may regret making this decision even more but… whatever lol. I had fun writing this chapter, I didn't really have much fun writing the last chapters tho. I just don't really like writing interaction in my fanfic, I like explaining things and monologuing like a true villain… Anyways, if you don't like it, fuck off. If I don't like it… I left myself some back doors lol.

Enjoy, I'll probably be updating soon again since I enjoyed writing this chapter. Btw no one has used my warthunder code, I am dissapointed.

I own nothing.

While flying through the air I decided to try and re-enact the stripper scene from Iron man. The only problem was the fact that I didn't hire any strippers, all the crew in my private jet was professional, how to solve this absolute abhorrent of an issue?

Perhaps I could mind control the stewardesses to feel really warm? And they feel the need to take off their clothes? No that wouldn't work, they might just drink something cold or just turn up the a/c…

Maybe if I demand them with the threat of death….. No maybe not, I'm a completely normal business person on a trip to England. I am not a mass murdering murderer that kills at a whim, nope, not me.

*Ping*

*Backlogged logs*

*Received 7000XP*

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I intentionally ignore that prompt, it is fake! Completely and utterly fake. This is so boring, why exactly can't I teleport yet? Can someone explain? I can probably move a skyscraper with my telekinesis and yet I can't teleport? This makes absolutely no sense.

I thought riding a private jet would be fun since I could do whatever I want, since it's MY private jet right? But nope, apparently there are "rules and regulations" whatever those are, but they mean that I can't climb on the wings while the jet is moving at near speed of sound speeds, nor can I smoke, drive the jet or anything fun at all!

I look across to my secretary whom I've forgotten the name of and see her doing something on her tablet.

"Hey… Whatcha doin?" I ask with unbridled boredom. She looks up from her tablet and I stare right into her blue eyes, blonde hair, tall. Aryan.

"I am currently filing permission requests for your trip, making drafts for your speech and various other things related to this very stupid trip" She says with a viscious tone

"Hey, do you have a problem with me or something? I can't help but notice that every time I've talked to you within the last month, you've always spoken in a very unwelcoming tone, is there something up with that?" I ask, more out of curiosity then actual care. I can always just dump her and get a new secretary. While asking I manipulate her brain a little to give me a truthful answer instead of the "No, nothing" answer that I would have received otherwise.

"Yes, I do have a problem with you, You are scum, complete scum. You never inform me of any of your plans, not just this one unexpected travel to ENGLAND but you also never inform me when you randomly buy a business, it just pops up in your account and I'm expected to accept that? It makes my job way harder than it already is, and I'm being paid way too little to deal with, you aren't even telling my WHY we're going to god damned England." She says as she runs out of breath. Her eyes widen as soon as she finishes the sentence and she stares into my eyes, for once without the cold look in them. Instead she has the panicked look of "I fucked up" in them. Very cute in my opinion

"I- I am so sorry sir, I don't know what came over me, everything I just said is untrue, please have mercy" She begs while lowering her head, I love japanese traditions, having to bow to people whenever you offend them or say something that you think offended them. They are such nice people.

"Your honesty is appreciated, however I have my own reasons for not informing you of… well anything. 2 reasons to be exact, maybe more subconsciously but I have 2 conscious reasons. One, My business has a lot of competitors, A lot of people are looking to steal my potential technology that they think I'm hiding, if I told you then they would inevitably get informed of the fact that you know of some things that are important. This would endanger you." Play the protective boss figure, now for the finisher to gain her pity. Man manipulation is fun

"And second of all, my trust has to be earned for several reasons relating to my parents. I believe you've been doing research on them to 'get to know your boss better'? Much of the information is confidential so I doubt you found much. Let me tell you a little about them." I say, using my acting to its fullest to spew lies. My eyes take on a misty look and I stare straight ahead, looking at veronica but not really looking at her.

"Sir that is un-" She tries to interrupt me, BLYAT YOU CANT FUCKING INTERRUPT MY LIFE STORY

"Once upon a time there was a child, this child had a completely normal life, until their parents were possessed by the demon called greed. They found out that their son was a genius that was unparalleled. He could talk by 4 months of age, walk by a year, do complex arithmetic and recite poems by 3 years of age, so they decided to make their own life better. How? By cramming as much knowledge into the brain of the 3 year old as possible, buying books upon books for the 3 year old to read. Whenever the 3 year old started to have problems understanding advanced quantum physics the parents started to belittle him, laugh at him. This caused the boy to have severe stress, anxiety, depression. It caused his hair to turn white, his parents laughed at him for 'dyeing' his hair, they were completely irrational and their worldview was twisted by greed. How could a 3 year old get their hands on dye? But they didn't realize that. This boy's life got bleaker and bleaker as he failed to understand why. And his parents had their rationality twisted more and more, eventually they began to believe that if they consumed parts of the boy's flesh, they would gain some of his genius. It was a stupid theory that was fueled by disillusioned minds. They had seen a cat bite their son and then that cat somehow became 'smarter', it could understand the parents, follow their commands, they thought it was a stray cat and they associated the cat's intelligence with the bite. What they didn't know is that the cat was a performance cat that had escaped from its owner for a while, as it usually does every time they move to a new area. Eventually these parents were arrested by the police, and the boy was sent to an orphanage. However since his parents forced him to read so many books, thousands of books, he saw the world in a gray color, everyone was gray. No one could understand. His trust was destroyed as a result as he did not have the needed interaction that children need at that young age, he was completely isolated from others and he grew to develop several psychological issues, however since he had read books on psychology he knew how to hide these issues. And so he did, he pretended to be normal. After a while he got used to being 'normal' and so he decided to live normally, be greedy, earn money. Etc. That is why my trust must be earned, I do not trust easily, I do not trust ever. If I told you about my plans then you would inevitably crumble from them." I finish with a somber tone.

The atmosphere is stifling and when I refocus my eyes upon veronica I see tears in her eyes that she quickly wipes away. Her makeup is kind of ruined tho since she smudged it, HA dumbass.

She seems speechless and she just sits there like a gaping fish out of water, trying to form words but her vocal cords fail her, I would be speechless too, what do you say after someone tells you something so depressing? Lets see…

"I- You can trust me, I am your secretary. I will never betray you, Well, unless someone offers me a higher wage" She says with a forced smile. What a lame response

I smile back and gesture to her face, her eyes widen and she takes a makeup mirror out of who knows where. How do women do that? Is this another universal law? 'Women shall receive help from the universe itself when their makeup needs to be fixed, no matter where or when they are. They may summon god's powers of space and time to teleport a makeup kit into their hands in a time of need' -Confucius the great

I smile at the silly universal law and see veronica rushing to the bathroom at an inhuman speed. I am fairly certain that she is a baseline human… How is she doing that?

*Ping*

*I am the gaming system, and yet I do not know. Do not question women, pitiful mortal."

Okay… Any reason you decided to comment on this issue all of a sudden? Maybe something more important than a snide comment?

*Ping*

*Oh yeah there's also a weird blackhole that only seems to be sucking in mana right in front of the plane, about 4000 meters away. The plane will be fine… but I'm not sure about you?*

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What?... Ok think quickly, it's still 4km away, the plane is moving at about 700 kilometers per hour, that is 11.6 km per minute, which means I have approximately 24 seconds of time before I collide with this blackhole. I activate hyper focus instantly and time slows to a half. I use my super speed and vibrate myself at the frequency of aluminium and phase through the plane, I fly to the top of the plane and land on the top. I can't see the blackhole with my normal vision but when I insert mana into my eyes it appears all of a sudden.

I hadn't noticed until now but it was slowly trying to pull me towards itself, It doesn't seem to be an ACTUAL blackhole with literally infinite gravity, it seemed kind of like a vortex of black smoke revolving around the middle.

I unlocked all the mental seals I placed upon my body to stop mana from flowing outside my body and began pushing as hard as I could, Mana explodes out from my body and completely engulfed the surrounding 5 miles. I keep pushing and the mana starts to form a strong wind originating from my body as the central point. I push my mana channels to the limit and feel them starting to strain under the pressure, I have more than enough time for now, My hyper focus has reached a point where a single second lasts 728 seconds, so I don't need to rush too much. However that being said the amount of mana being released is still too little, I won't be able to release all of my mana at the same time… Unless…

*Ping*

*Skill examined and verified. Skill has been approved*

*Mana explosion*

*Effect: Pushes all currently available mana out of your body, thus creating an explosion of AURA. This can be used to suppress lesser beings and or intimidate beings who can sense mana, This is the ultimate bluff as it costs all your mana, however it makes you appear much more intimidating then you really are.*

I am such a genius, this way the magical blackhole rift thingy can't even touch me. It'll pull all the mana in the air into it, but since I have no mana inside me, It can't pull me in. Same as the plane, the plane is made out of metal, it has no mana, that is why it is completely fine. The system gave me too much information and is paying for it.

I deactivate hyper focus after sticking myself to the top of the plane as best as I can with my superhuman strength and continue pumping mana out of my body faster than it can regenerate. We get closer and closer to the black hole and I immediately purge the mana from my eyes, completely ridding my body from any and all mana. Take that you black fucking normie, trying to kidnap me or some shit.

Seconds pass and I feel completely fine, I can't see the black hole anymore so I have no idea when we pass it. More and more time passes as I start to relax my taut muscles. Thinking that the danger was over.

*Ping*

*You have been forcibly entered into a natural dungeon*

But I purged all the mana inside my body? You said it only affected mana, were you lying?

*Ping*

*This great system never lies. You forgot that you possess the gamer's body, this means your entire body is made out of mana. The mana is infused directly into your body, which is what was affected. You should be thankful, this is a great opportunity to introduce you to natural dungeons.*

Okay, I'll bite. What is a natural dungeon? I ask, already knowing that I will get either a snarky answer, or no answer at all.

*Ping*

*I am glad you asked, mortal. This great system will answer your silly question. Natural dungeons are dungeons that are created naturally.*

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"Okay. Soulia please try to find out where we are, Do it with the highest priority setting." I ask, hoping that my connection to soulia was not cut off by this "naturally occurring dungeon" what a fucking asshole the system is. I asked a simple question and yet it answered me with unparalleled sass.

"Yes master. Our current location seems to be in some kind of pocket in space, similar to your so called 'ID's'. The only noticeable difference that I can tell is that the frequency surrounding us is completely different. I suspect we may be in an alternate universe or something similar. Report complete, I'm surprised you couldn't figure that out on your own, baka!" She says the last line in an annoyingly high pitched voice, maybe setting her personality to a helpful submissive tsundere wasn't the best option? I mean submissive kind of contradicts the tsundere part, doesn't it?

Anyways right now I'm in some sort of black void, similar to the one I was in when I died, but in this one I can feel everything that is going on. Right now I'm travelling towards another point in space and time. I think I'm going faster than the speed of light which should be impossible but… magic I guess?

*Aw, you ruined my surprise Soulia, Yes. Natural dungeons temporarily transport you to another universe randomly depending on the dungeon to complete a specific task. The task will depend on your personality and the difficulty setting of the universe that you are in will limit some of your powers. Every factor depends on the natural dungeon in all honesty. Once you complete the task assigned to you, you will be transported back to your previous world and given a reward based on your merit.*

Okay… So care to explain who you are and what you've done to my gaming system?

*You already noticed? How? I imitated everything about your gaming system perfectly. The voice, the feeling, every single detail. So how did you notice?*

"Well… You see, there are about 815000 molecules in the previous gaming system. This is very obvious, you on the other hand have 1.5million molecules, this leads me to believe that my gaming system and you are cooperating in some manner, combining your two powers together in accordance to some kind of ancient pact that you have to follow for natural dungeons. After calling out to soulia I instantly noticed an ant shift to the left in a hurry by 2centimeters, which indicates that you had no idea who soulia was, the ant was alerted due to your surprise. Ants can feel emotion, you are no different."

*... What fucking ant? Are you kidding me? You also know that your gaming system is cooperating with me? Impossible…*

"Pfft I'm just fucking with you, you just didn't do the little *ping* sound before every single sentence. That is how I knew. But using your own words against you, now I know for sure that you 2 are cooperating. Not that I mind, this could be fun. So what's my task? Also, how come there are more than 1 gaming systems?"

*...There is only 1 gaming system. I am the natural dungeon's consciousness. All natural dungeons have a certain life in them, but not all possess a consciousness. I am a rare one that does.

Okay, well what's my task? And what universe am I currently being transported to?

*We've got plenty of time to talk about that, but first you have to be limited, in this universe most people are quite weak, magic is literally in its infancy in this world. They can only use a single element at a time and they can only use magic at a very basic level. So we're going to limit you quite heavily.*

*You will be allowed to keep all skills and perks, however each time that you use them, a catastrophe will happen soon after if you use specific perks.*

Do I get to keep my body? Or will I be turned into a baseline human? Also what kind of catastrophe? That's oddly unspecific…

*You are allowed to keep your body and all its special effects. Your level will be limited to 50, as will your status. Do you have any further questions about your status?*

Well, Yes, quite a few. How strong are the people in this world? What kind of technology does it have? Also what kind of catastrophic event is going to happen if I use my skills? Also which skills am I allowed to freely use? Also will I be able to use magic? You're limiting me quite heavily here, If I'm going to the tokyo ghoul universe I'm kind of fucked, Can I keep my items? Can I keep my advanced technology? Can I use my advanced technology? Will I be able to use the system shop while in this alternate world? Will I be able to access my telekinesis freely? My telekinesis is very important to me you know, also can I deal with the catastrophe that happens each time I use my powers? Or is it going to be like, a sinkhole, earthquake, storm or some other natural disaster? Is it random? What is-

*Okay holy shit, please stop asking so many questions, I said questions about your status, not the fucking answer to life.*

*Going in order for your relevant questions: If you use your skills then a random event will be sprung upon you, it could be an earthquake, or it could be a dragon attack. It all depends on your luck and the skill that you used. If you set off a nuclear explosion then obviously you are going to get an angered infinity dragon on your ass. If you overuse telekinesis a little bit, then you'll get a light hurricane or something. I am god in this world, I decide reality.*

Wow, that is a really egoistical thing to say, I had no idea that a non-human consciousness could form such an ego.

*You're making me blush, anyway next. Your telekinesis will be available to you, however it will be sealed heavily, you will only be able to use it to a certain limit. That limit depends on your willpower, you can in theory use the full extent of your ability, however that will cause you a migraine that will feel like its a massive chinese centipede trying to wiggle its way through your brain matter. It's like trying to lift something heavy. In this universe your telekinesis will act like a real muscle, it will feel strained if you try to lift something too heavy, unlike the telekinesis that the gaming system gave you, which had no such repercussions.*

Okay, that's good to know, so what you're saying is that I wont get punished with a catastrophe if I manage to use the full extent of my telekinesis, which is possible?

*Yes. However using your full telekinesis is only possible in theory. The amount of restrictions I'm placing on it will cause you severe pain. Only a god of pain could withstand that amount of pain.*

Right… What about my magic? Can I use mana?

*The magic that the system gave you will be disabled in this universe, you may learn the magic that the native population in this universe use if you wish, however it is quite weak. And takes a while to learn.*

Ah well, as long as I have my telekinesis I'm pretty much fine. Okay, Anything else I should know?

*You may keep the various objects in your inventory, however if you reveal them to the public then they will inquire about them. The world you are visiting is not technologically advanced, therefore you should probably avoid arousing their suspicion. Especially the principal of the school.*

Principal? Right, what world am I going to exactly? If it's something shitty like one piece then count me out, not that I remember if there is a principal in one piece. If I'm going to be treated like a shitty student where they expect me to study and shit, count me out as well. Or I'll just take over the school I guess, that works too. I don't really need to even attend the school do I?

*To accomplish the task you are assigned you will have to. There will be additional restrictions placed on you in order to motivate you to do your task. You are being sent to the Zero no Tsukaima universe, your task while there will be to make sure that the mage called Zero Louise receives respect and is adored in her school. That is all for this natural dungeon.*

Zero no tsukaima? That is… I barely know the plot for this anime, how am I supposed to do that? Does she suck with spells or something? All I know is that shes some kind of void mage, the principal has an RPG that he calls the staff of destruction… The characters are really arrogant, and that's really it… Zero is an annoying loli that treats Saito like trash, which he was in all honesty. How do I make her gain respect?

Wait, how do I make her NOT gain respect? She's going to be summoning me, the awesome god of coolness. All I need to do is impress some 12 year olds, this will be a slice of bread. Wait thats not how the saying goes, is it? This will be a slice of butter? No, this will be a piece of butter? Right? Wait no, how the fuck does the saying go?

*You are arriving at your destination in 1 minute, you might want to prepare for arriving, put on some better clothes or something? Appear mighty. Also please choose your method of arrival: Meteor+hero landing,Space fissure,Smoke cloud,Tornado of fire,Teleportation with black box,Void sphere,Fall from sky,normal arrival,explosion,sparkly teleport,butterfly assembly.*

*Also, the saying is "This will be a piece of cake"*

Shit you're right, I put on my coolest clothes which consists of a very tight body hugging short sleeved black t-shirt, black metallic looking pants and heavy combat boots along with a cape… wait no no, this makes me look just like a military guy, I can't use guns in this world, well I can but… shittt. Okay okay, Im a swordsman with telekinesis… think think think uhh

I quickly put on xianxia cultivator robes and take a sheath out of my inventory along with a sword. I select space fissure as the method of arrival since first impressions count and I can see the opening coming closer and closer. It's all or nothing now, should I act arrogantly? I think I should, do I let her enslave me just so I can initiate a tongue kiss with zero at the very start? So many options. Would they force the enslavement upon me? And would I even get any benefit from being kissed like Saito did? So many questions and no answers.

Pov change MODE!

"Have we gone through everyone?" Asks a half bald priest lookin ass

"No not yet, Miss valliére is left" Says a massive titty red head while glancing over at a hiding pink haired girl.

The girl frowns at the red head and walks into the middle of the courtyard

"It's zero louise! I wonder what she's going to summon, imagine if she summoned a worm or something!" Says a random nobody side character

"I bet the explosion is going to kill whatever she's summoning! Hahahah!" Says another random nobody

"Please begin the ritual Miss valliére, we don't have all day." Says the impatient priest bald lookin ass

"You said you could summon something better than this little boy, didn't you louise?" Says the busty redhead while stroking the red lizard who looked very aroused.

"Naturally" Said the arrogant pink haired girl known as zero louise "I beg of you…" She says in her own mind, just this once, Please I beg of you god, or whatever entity is watching over us… please just this once will my magic work.

"My slave, who lives somewhere in the universe! Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar spirit! Here I desire and plead from my heart! Answer to my guidance!" Explosion!

A small crater is left in the middle of the field of grass, nothing remaining inside the crater nor outside of it. The smoke clears up and zero louise is seen looking down at the crater with a small frown, tears brimming in her eyes at another failure.

"I knew this was going to happen. Good job zero louise! You summoned a hole! Hahahaha!" Says the busty redhead after clearing her lungs of soot and dirt.

Louise was just about to turn and run when she saw something. The air in front of her started cracking! A vertical crack ran down reality itself as she stared on in disbelief.

"This makes all that you said worth it! Honestly, to think that you'd summon an invisible creature! Truly fascinating!" Mocks the busty redhead, however louise is not paying any attention to her, she is watching the spacial crack in wicked horror.

Slowly the sound of chatter grinds to a halt as a horrifying sound of glass being walked on is played out, from where? It's coming from louise of course.

Everyone turns to louise to find out what she's doing and they are confused as they can't see anything, except her back.

The sound of glass cracking and breaking and snapping and fracturing is all heard together at the same time. The teacher finally notices that louise seems to be staring at something in front of her, and so he steps closer. The closer he gets the worse his premonition gets. Something horrifying is in front of louise, but he can't see what it is? "Children get back, louise, get away from whatever is creating that sound… now!" the baldy says

Louise hears what the teacher says, but her body isn't willing to obey her. She stares in horror as a gloved hand squeezes itself past the crack in space in front of her, and grips - something - around the edges, and pulls.

Louise falls on her ass from the shock… The hand is pulling the crack wider! She starts shaking as the hand opens the tear in space wider, until a second hand comes out and grips the other edge. She starts crawling backwards away from the thing but it's too late, the arm flexes and space just opens for whatever is on the other side.

At this point every could see what was going on since louise fell and stopped blocking the view. All of them simply staring at this weird thing that is happening. They could see space struggling to contain whatever is on the inside, however whatever is literally grasping reality is pulling it apart more and more, a black void opens up in the middle and they could all hear the sound of paper tearing. If paper was reality. A small rift opened up in the shape of an oval and the hands let go of the sides, space immediately tried to close up but before it could a figure stepped out from the void.

A foot covered in some kind of weird covering that none of them had seen in their life placed itself outside the rift, followed by another and finally a body followed. An aura of menace and death followed the figure as he climbed out of the rift, along with unparalleled mana flowing in all directions wickedly.

A 6 foot man with one silver and one dark red eye stared menacingly at all the students currently in the garden, and then looked down and saw the cowering louise at his feet.

"Who has summoned me?" He says in a deep rumble that everyone could feel in their chests.

"Was it you?" He points at the shivering pink haired girl on the ground.