AN: Sorry for the earlier confusion, wrong chapter uploaded
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"Was it you?" I ask with the most imposing tone that I can muster, I think it worked since I can smell urine in the air. Someone has pissed themselves from my sheer awesomeness- Or maybe its the fact that I ripped time and space open- I think it's the former. Probably.
A loli with pink hair whom I know as louise the zero is trembling on the ground a few meters away from me. While the rest of assortment of weirdos is staring at my form from a dozen meters away, some of the class fainted from my presence but that's only to be expected.
I search for the teacher of the class and find him standing right infront of the group of children with his wand trained in my direction, pfft. As if that would even do anything. I'll shove it in your ass if you try anything. Or maybe I'll shove it up your dick, I'm not quite sure yet. Shoving it up his ass would be less gay since its just an ass, even girls have one… but a dick… That would be hella gay, but maybe if I say no homo before? But would he even get the reference? Or maybe he would think it's some kind of evil demon spell… Fuck, this is problematic. I will think of this issue later, for now I will introduce myself.
"Y-yes I summoned you b-b-but I didn't mean to, I mean I did but I wasn't trying to summon you pl-lease spare me" Louise says, all the while sobbing. Ordinarily she wouldn't break down this easily, think about it. She's been getting bullied and called Louise the zero for all of her time in this shitty school, and yet not once has she broken down… In public. That takes quite a bit of willpower, so why is she sobbing like an infant being injected with meth? Obviously because of my amazing aura of destruction that I am purposefully projecting, first impressions are the thing that really matter in any social situation. If I just LOOKED scary but didn't FEEL scary then they would eventually disregard me, and that would result in diminishing returns of reputation everytime I did something cool.
*Congratulations, you have progressed your task by 20%. Reason: 'Oh my god! What the hell did Louise summon!?' Everybody currently is thinking this in some way or form. Well done.
Reward awaiting, open when you are free.*
And there it is. An easy 20% for simply making a 'good' first impression. First impressions are simple, but at the same time quite a complex subject. In simple terms It is merely manipulating people's perception of you. That's all it is, but doing this is hard to achieve.
If a weeb introduced himself as the destroyer of worlds with a sealed demon in his left hand then what would you think about him? Weird, maybe insane. But if that weeb looks hot, has a great hairstyle and has the body of a god then you'd be more than impressed, and you might even believe him… slightly. You can achieve the same effect by saying things in different ways, lower tones, slower, faster, It's all just an art of observation and action.
I would give myself an 8/10 for this entrance. If there was a dragon or something that I was riding on then it would be a 9/10. Achieving 10/10 is nearly impossible, you can never have a perfect impression since people are great at finding faults. Anyways, this doesn't matter right now, back to scaring the shit out of kids.
"Hmmmm? I was looking for some fun anyways, so I suppose this isn't too bad…" I purposefully mutter to myself in a low voice, but loud enough to be heard by my audience. Acting for the win. I am the new Chris Hemsworth.
"I will spare you. However, I require a guide for this world. You will act as my proxy for that purpose. Do you understand your role?" I ask with arrogance simply flooding my sentence.
"Y-Yes Sir… Of course" She meekly responds
"Do not call me Sir. You will call me Your majesty with the proper respect that I deserve. Get that into your pink head, or else you won't have a head left." I say while looking her right in the eyes.
(AN: Sorry about this random author's note in the middle of the chapter, but I need some help… Whenever I write "I say" or "She says" It just doesn't feel right, I want to write something other then "I say" but I can't think of anything else, suggestions would be appreciated)
"Please do not threaten my student with such vile insults, do you believe yourself a king? I am not sure where you come from, however here only kings get addressed with such titles. I believe sir would be more than enough. Considering you are a commo- GAH" Colbert the bald teacher gets interrupted in the middle of his white knight speech as an even heavier blanket of malicious visible red aura flows out of my body.
"If you dare call me a commoner once again, your head will leave your body before you can blink. I am the king of everything that exists. There is no questioning my authority. Understood?" I ask menacingly as I focus my entire limited power into making my aura stronger, it starts to manifest itself as a red coat of flowing gas that surrounds my body. Pretty much everyone has passed out at this point except the baldy -and surprisingly the pink loli is also still awake-
"Y-Yes your majesty" Colbert finally concedes as he has trouble breathing.
'Wha- what is this monstrous aura!? Not even a death giant has this kind of aura!' Colbert thinks in a panic. The bluff is extra effective. I am literally a genius.
The threat was very real, if I am called a commoner then that person will lose their head. I loosen up my aura and it goes back into my body, the pressure on the area is completely gone and Colbert looks surprised. He looks around and notices that all of the students except pinkette is completely comatose.
"Now then. I know for a fact from experience that whenever a summoner summons a 'familiar' they must form a pact. I'm not sure about your traditions, but that will not be happening with me. I am no one's slave. I hope you understand." I say in a more normal voice, no longer as loud as a jet engine.
"Ah… that is, our tradition says that unless a familiar is dead, the summoner may not summon a new familiar… Forming a familiar bond really isn't that bad? You both get benefits out of it. However I will not force you, I doubt I can either. Louise will merely have to go without a familiar for the time being, until we figure something out." Colbert says, it's impressive how fast he has calmed down, but I suppose age will do that. No wonder he's bald.
"B-but mister colbert! This is not fair!" The pinkette squeaks out before she even realises what she said. Right after she realised she whipped her head towards my direction so fast that I think it might have given her whiplash and started apologizing.
"There is no need to apologize. I am merciful and incredibly generous. I shall supply you with a replacement familiar that you do not need to summon. I believe that will work, Mister colbert?" I ask 'nicely'
"Well… Uhm, I suppose as long as she isn't summoning a new familiar" He says with a forced calmness.
"Good." I say with finality.
I use my summoning subclass and summon a simple demon. Just kidding lmao, obviously if I just summoned a demon with no chanting or any cool displays of power then my reputation would plummet… so...
"I call upon the depths of hell for a loyal servant. You shall indulge in my plentiful mana for your service, I shall provide the body and you shall provide the spirit. Come now! DAEMON SPAWN!" I shout with a voice powerful enough to cause trembling skies, the heavens themselves tremble in the face of my powerful spell.
The ground in front of me splits open and liquid rock fills the hole, dozens of hands try to crawl out of the hole -Tortured souls- but fail as they leave claw marks on the grass around the hole. Finally a black charred hand reaches out of the hole and places one hand on the grass, charring it completely black. Then another emerges from the magma, and follows a horrific abomination.
Completely charred black with wisps of black smoke flowing off his body, an evil gaze that originates from liquid magma inside eye sockets, its mouth drips lava as it pulls itself out of the magma. Scary horns with a red glowing tip, skinny fingers that look as if they could pierce steel. That is what I summoned. (Look up demon on google, the first result. Good picture.)
Colbert looks completely stunned as the demon finishes pulling itself out of the ground and gets on one knee in front of his majesty, as if a loyal knight awaiting commands… What have we summoned? He thinks in horror to himself.
"You shall obey this girl. If you do not obey all of her commands, I will send you back to the deepest pits of hell and pay extra mana to make sure that you suffer. Understood?" I say for dramatic flair, obviously the demon couldn't disobey me since it was summoned from the system itself. Even if I told the demon to allow a racoon to crawl up its ass, it would have to do it. The system is quite useful.
The demon plays along as it begins to tremble on the ground and nodding its head like an eager puppy.
"Now, complete the familiar summoning ritual pinky." I command
"B-but that is literally lava! It's going to burn my lips as soon as I kiss it!" She says. A valid concern… hm
"Do not worry about that. Fire resistance! TOTAL CONTROL!" I pretend to cast a fire resistance spell on pinky but in reality I'm merely using my sacred gear's innate control of fire and ice to cool down the surface of the demon's face from 1200 celsius degrees to a nice and cool 20 celsius degrees, all the while still maintaining the flowing state of liquid rock. Do not ask how I did it, I don't really know how it works either.
*Louise respect: 25%*
Well done!