Welcome To The Crazy World!!! (Part - 1)

Time 4:00 Pm Evening.

and I standing outside the main Gate of the The Third Eye Master's Cave. and I feel like I'm fucking superstitious man.

FUCK....

and why am I here. because a fucking psycho doctor drag her patient into the superstitious world. and that doctor is none other than Yuki Asano and unfortunately that poor patient is me.

then suddenly Yuki ask me

what are you bubbling about and who's listening your story here.

I replied her

to our readers who wasting there time in reading this shitty story of mine.

she ask

What are you saying is it a story we aren't real. it's all frictional ?

I replied

Yes Bitch it's shitty short story named 'Dark Side Of Me' written by a shitty self proclaimed writer 'Tensei Sensei '.

she said

Fuck I though we are real. it's all story and most worst thing is your the main character.

FUCK Tensei Sensei

Hey doctor gate is about to open get ready. Gate is opened and we are get inside the cave. there are lots of other people s to. mostly look like they are depressed and came here to find a hope for them. FUCKING LOSERS.. but fuck I'm here too for the same reason. SHIT.

Here's the receiption I never though that place like this had reception. Yuki start to talk about to visiting master to receiptionest. but God damn it

receiptionest chick is damn hot and sexy. I know place like these always had sexy receiptionest to fools us. Yuki came to me with a piece of paper. she said it's pay recipient but she had another paper too and she didn't tell me about that paper is.

Now we came to our final destination The Auditorium. We sit on our sits there are lot of people who came here to see that Third Eye Guy. now I'm curious who's that guy why everyone waiting for him so impatiently. WHY.....WHY...

It's 5:00 Pm already and that guy isn't show up yet. I'm fucking bored now. so I plug ear phone to my ear and connected to my phone and start playing Hentai. Because in my Defination Hentai is the best time killer. Let's watch Space Captions Sarah Episode 1. I love this sci fic space Hentai.

But my fun is ruined by security guard he punched on my head and said it's not allowed here sir we will taking your phone away you will collect your phone later after the concert.

WAIT.. WHAT ..????

Concert what he mean concert ? Is The Third Guy is some kind of musician is he playing guitar here ?

then Yuki said no we all his follower call this gatherings Concert. and I don't know why so don't ask further questions.

do you understand ?

I replied Aaye Aaye captain in low and bordam voice.

and now it's 5:30 pm wheres this guy is why he isn't show up yet.

then suddenly an announcer said silence the time is come Master is here so keep quite and start praying.

Now everyone sit straight and join there hands and start praying to Third Eye. Except me I still sitting normally and watching other peoples then a guard Start to starring at me while coughing I know what is that mean he saying me to pray but I'm ignoring him.

Now the moment come Master is on Stage now.

FUCK...

who the fuck thinks he's messager of god. he's look like a big fat meat ball who wear lots of gold and had black sun glasses, leather jacket without sleeves and bandana on his head and tattoo on both of his arm.. seems like he's rock start from 80s and he's starting to said Wassup my bishes.

WHAT ??? What kind of language he using is he really a saint or punk ? and why he even bring a guitar. now I get it why they call this ruckus "A Concert".

he starts to play his bass guitar

and everyone start headbanging

and some even waving light stick on air.

is it rock concert ?

and most weird thing he started singing but the lyrics is super awesome.

his lyrics are

"What the fuck is goin' on

Who the fuck do you think you are (bitch), cause for alarm

I've put up with your shit, beggin' me to stay

Even though you ran your fuckin' mouth every day

I ain't some punk ass, dealin' with your drunk ass

Sure, you might be fine, but you crossed the fuckin' line

Now there's no returnin', this lesson that you're learnin'

Pullin' down them panties will leave your ass burnin'"

"Cause I deserve more, I deserve more

You act like a whore

So just drop dead"

but is it ok to sing that kind of song by a saint. but everyone seems happy by this song.

after the song ended everybody start clapping and that announcer came again to the stage and start to explains the song meaning. he said

"when master saying what the fuck is going on that means what the bad things happening in my life.

pullin down them panties leave your ass burnin means we burn the evil spirit by exorcising and leaving them to dying.

i deserve more you act like a whore means we able to achieve anything in our life but the bad luck always let us down.

so just drop dead means so bad luck and evil spirit just die. "

what the fuck is he saying it's all non sense. and why everyone believing this crap. now I'm gone crazy if I seeing this shit more. I'm going home but Yuki hold my hand and say sit don't try to get up. so I take my seat again and sit quietly like a good pet dog.

FUCK....

but suddenly i see a girl came on stage from behind with a stall full of different kind of things.

she stop near the Master. and master start to starring on stall like he choosing something then he pick an iron and start to showing to us. it's actually look like a normal iron to me.

then he say it's holy iron. whenever you iron your clothes

it's release positive ora into your clothes and it's make you lucky. if you have to attend a office meeting use this iron on your clothes before meeting and your meeting goes well and no one stop you to take the tender deal whatever you want.

then he ask who want this iron.

then suddenly a man in audience scream 30,000 yen.

then another person scream 35,000 yen. and another one scream 40,000 yen. the amount start increasing like sky rocket.

wait is it an auction. then Yuki said take this I totally forget this to gave you it's auctioneer number. if you wanna buy something just scream the amount and show this number.

now I remember is this paper she collect from the receiption. now I get it.

one after another Master pick something and said it's magical and everybody start biding on it like crazy.

FUCK Someone buy an iron in 60,000 yen, someone buy a cheap looking flower pot in 50,000 yen, but a great man there who buy an eggplant in 20,000 yen a single eggplant in 20,000.yen is he mad or something. but worst of all I buy a sealed water bottle in 10,000 yen. because he saying you can exorcising any kind of evil spirit with this and you can use it if you think some evil spirit posses your body. so I buy this now I'm crying why I spend money in this. I'm asshole.

then announcer said it's time to Master listen your problems and gave you advise how to fix it.

what now that fat ass solving our problem.

Let see.

and most important Thing this chapter will continue from right there. See ya Fuckers....