This Cigarette Burn My Ass

Hey Sensei do you know what ?

What Yuki did you find a girlfriend for me ? tell me is she's sexy and she have nice ass ? tell me fast.

Wait up you sick perverted ass. first I clear for you there's no woman in this world who's that mad to marry a sicko like you.

you know what Yuki it's depressing. don't say that.

now listen me Sensei what I'm trying to say here. there a good news for you. we get 10k+ views on our story.

What really 10k+ views ? it's not enough it's very less we ain't popular.

Fuck you Sensei did you even think a shabby 3rd grade cheap story like this even get 1k views. it's our luck we get 10k+ views. even with a sick weirdo perverted ass main character like you. we get the views that's a miracle.

yeah you right Yuki I really respected the readers who wasted there precious time on it.

and wait I found a letter from our written he say "Thank you to y'all bishes".

by the way Yuki where are we in story last time ?

Oi Sensei they three thugs kidnaped you last time don't forget.

fuck again okay let's continue the fucking story already.

*Roll Camera Action Story Start*

It's 5'30 pm already and I was agreed to delivered there package.

and when I ask them what's in the package they said "it's a special kind of cigarettes fill with illegal drugs".

after that I even requested them to give some cigarette to me too. but that fat ass said "wanna die before your independence ?".

because of that I didn't show dare to even smoke a single cigarette from it.

SUCKS!!!

I reading the address from the package and walking to its Destiny. I don't know why I starting to act like I have bomb in this package. I start to walk like a suspicious terrorist.

than after walking 10 minutes. I get tired. now I can't walk I'm tired.

but than I see two cop coming to me for sone reason. and I starting to reacting like a normal citizen who doesn't care about this. but after that but in reality I reacting like some kind of criminal.

now the both cop come near me and ask "why so serious ?"

wait is that a 'Dark Knight' reference ?.

than I replied Nah officers I just feeling little tired today. you know the office shits. that's make anyone tired and fucked up easily hahahahahaha.

nice joke now show us what's in that package already mister.

sir you mean this package

- Yes mister open it.

I can't open it officer. if I did that my customer cut my money for it.

officer said "Hey you don't try to be fucking smart in front of us. did you understand asshole. Now tell us what's in the box ?".

Wait "What's in the box ?" now is it Se7en reference ?.

Than one officer punch on my face and take the package from my hands. than Second office take out his blade and open it.

than they ask me "Why you have lots of cigarettes ?"

hey cops Cigarette isn't illegal don't they.

They replied "Yes they ain't illegal, But we got a information about a drug dealer who selling his illegal drugs inside of cigarettes. now tell me why you have theses cigarette ?"

You mean Cigarette ?. yeah it's for kids.

They ask "What cigarettes for kid?".

Don't worry sir this cigarettes isn't harmful it's sweet Cigarette fill with mints. this is our company's new product. hahahaha

They ask "Ooh new product, sweet mint cigarette for kids. by the way what's your company name ?"

Company name well ...

yeah It's F.E.A.R

Our company name is F.E.A.R .

They ask "F.E.A.R what's the full form of that. i never heard any company name like that".

I take two step back, tight my muscles and say "Well it's full form is...."

than I run toward them and punch on the officer face who have the package. than I take the box from him and start running. and Shout "It's full form is fuck Everything And Run". than they both start after chasing me..

I just run run and run till my muscles burns out. and I noticed they both officers already stop chasing me.

Fuck that's calls a motherfucking lady luck.

Than I start finding the address again. and I found it after more five minutes. it's an abandoned factory.

I opened the rusted main gate. and it's make sound like we heard in horror movie when someone open the Manson door. but unlike horror movie I didn't find a naked girl who taking a bath. in exchange I met up an another fat ass.

Wait what did we need to join a mafia gang ? A criminal record or a fat stomach ?.

The fat guy ask me "are you the man who bring the package ?.

Yes I'm that super awesome, cool, brave, badass guy.

He said "Than give me that and take back your ass from here".

Ok take this pain from me. now I'm going. after all I have better things to do.

than he inspect the box and ask why it's opened ?

I replied hahahaha I didn't opened it. there's two cops who did that. now I shall take my leave.

he take out his gun and pointed at me than say "Don't move pretty boy , come with me."

and he take me to a room where's a man sitting on sofa I guess his the boss here and there's other five persons in black suit and sun glasses standing near that man. than the fat guy tell him about the box and other shits.

than that boss guy take one cigarette from the box. than he light up that cigarette and start smoking. but after 10 seconds he throw that cigarette. and shout in angry voice "what the fuck is that. there's no drugs in it. it's all fill with sweet mint shit".

Wait What ? I don't know about that I swear, there's two cop who opened that maybe they replaced that.

He said "What are you saying there no cop here you lying. we have deal with cops they ain't petrolling here today.

Wait I telling the truth well I think both cop guys can't do that. cuz I watching them whole the time and they can't do that in such short time. I know now that fat mohawke guy set me up. fuck him, I will fuck his ass with spiky dildo.

that boss shout on me "shut the fuck up you asshole now bring me drugs which I pay for"

sorry sir I don't have drugs nor money. so can i go now?.

Than he said "if you don't have drugs or my money than pay my bucks with you body".

hahahahaha I know what's it's mean you mean now I need to deliver your package to someone. hahahaha now I starting to understand gangster code language.

Than that fat guy said "hey fucking boy our boss mean pay with you body means pay with your body. you have to give him every service he want".

Wait you mean gay thing yaoi shit ?

He said "Yes our boss is pervented gay. he loves to seduce guy. you can't even imagine what kind of things he do with his victim. he's dirty pervented gay ass".

After Listening that his boss kicked him and shout "your father is Perverted ass".

than he look at me and say "now come with me in the room".

FUCK NOOOOOOO.....