Out of Ideas and Bullshit Stories

FUCK

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

we all fucked up, we all screwed up now, we're done, Finished.

suddenly Yuki ask "What Sensei ? what did you mean?"

did you even remember our last released chapter ended with cliff hanger and not just that there's another chapter which ended on cliff hanger too.

- "You mean that chapter where you dick was cut off ?

sounds pain full"

Shut the fuck up but sadly yes that chapter, You exactly right.

"Sucks to be you Sensei"

yeah yeah whatever fuck yourself bitch.

hey but now we need to think some new ideas for story.

so without fucking any pussy and thighs let's start our brainstorming.

- "And how we start brainstorming of yours with only two person ?"

Don't worry bitch I already call some wit peeps for this too.

-"wit persons ?"

yup bitch

- "But how stupid person like you know smart peeps in the first place ?"

Than suddenly doors open and a bright light start coming from there which enough to make us blind.

- "What is this light Sensei ? it's too bright."

they finally arrive

-"Who ?"

Smart peeps with thousands of new ideas.

Than suddenly the light fade away and three peoples come inside the room.

-'one of them is a women and other two are man, I mean onre is young man and one is old hag.

Wait I guess I know them. that women is Asuka the bio teacher in Sensei's school and that old man is Tyler's friend I guess and who's that last one I don't know"

Hey You three come after all but by the way who are you ? new guy the young one ?

*Yuki Hit on Sensei Head too hard while shouting*

- " Even you didn't know who's the third guy you asshole you call him to come here in first place"

*But Punch impact is too hard for Sensei. he fainted on floor cuz of the punch.*

Fuck my head hurts maybe I drunk too much last night.

is it morning again ?

Wait Why I'm lying on floor. Wait wait wait I remember Yuki's punch knock me out.

that bitch.

But when I see around I saw them. they having tea and snacks while laughing and chatting.

What the Fuck I'm lying here like dog and they having snacks.

HEY Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS .

They all ask me at once

"Wow you still Alive"

What y'all mean "Still Alive" ?

Yuki said "Sensei we come up with very interesting idea for the story"

Really ? just tell me.

She said "So, listen in story we did two year time skip. where I and Asuka join a secret organisation there we appointed as Pilot"

Pilot ? What kind of Pilot ?

"Mech Pilot"

Mech Pilot ? what the fuck is that ? wait did you mean Faint Robots ? giant robots like Evangelion or Mobile Suite Gundam ?

.

"No

giant robot like Gurren Lagann"

Okay than what ?

" than the organisation train us for battle against Spirals. and after 2nd impact humanity on its extinction

and our organisation name APE captured spiral king a long time ago and now other spiral attack us to retrieve the spiral king."

Wait Why I feel this story is mush up of three other anime story ?

"No it's original Story"

I doubt

"after our training we send in battle field to fight against our enemies"

So now Spirals Comes

let's see the real fight now

"Wait they ain't no spirals they are humans they attack us to steal our artifacts and technologies"

who send them ?

"Our opposition political party"

What the fuck why politics comes in this ?

"After defeating them a spiral appeared. and that creature killed Asuka"

Fuck She died in her first fight and wait she doesn't had any dialogues in your story.

"after I defeating that monster.

we'll wait let's skip the middle part and cone to the end.

so, after defeating every spiral

there Two major Plot twist cones two major secrets that's changed the while story"

Let me guess

secret no. 1 is Spiral are actually Humans.

a d secret no. 2 is Your mech is actually dead body of spiral.

"You right Sensei

by the way how did you know the main plot twist ?"

Cuz Someone already use that twist of yours a long time ago bitch your story is cheap copy of three legendary anime (Gurren lagann, mobile Suite Gundam and Evangelion) and one overrated and rip off of some legendary anime (Darling in the Franxx)

So now Shut the fuck up and tell me where the fuck I'm in your story bitch ?

"Oh you

your the hero of the story"

Really ?

"Yes after the end of the story I visit the grave of legendary hero who fought against the spiral in and died in first impact.

and that legendary hero is you"

Fuck I'm already dead in your story from the start and my only appearance in story as grave.

"Wait your the legendary hero we your tombstone is most expensive one and there a picture of yours on it too"

*After Listening her story Sensei get up and open his closet a d take out a chainsaw than he move toward the Yuki while a grim on his face and he said*

Now it's my time to play Texas Chainsaw Massacre with you.

and if you don't like it than how about play American Psycho ?

*Yuki got frighten and throw a tea cup on Sensei's head. in result he got fainted again*

To be Continue...

Wait I got Author's Email Yuki

"You finally received the mail"

yeah, now let's read

the email says

the author was very ate to wrote a new chapter this time cuz Author hit by a truck and transfer into a isekai world and sending a new chapter from there take too much time