A Trip to Strange Place

Time 2:00 pm

I'm in bullet train. after spending night with Asuka and Bank robbery incident. I decided to spend few days in some peaceful village to recover from this psychological damage of mine. but why the fuck you two bitches are here ?

Yuki said "Don't be so rude Sensei I'm your doctor and only friend show some respect."

Respect ass just tell me why you here ?

- "Oh that's cuz I can't leave you on losem I don't wanna see you burn someone house this time or another bank robbery."

And how did you supposed tp help ? and plan or ideas.

- "Yeah I have something which alive everything. look at this it's help you for sure."

What's that ? wait that's handcuffs.

-" yes, I handcuffed you at night so you can't go anywhere to cause some ruckus."

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* Wait if I remember correctly you can go anywhere even if someone handcuffed you in both hands. but of someone only lock one cuff in your hands and other one in his/her hands than that person prevent the other person go anywhere. so point is if she have no choice but use other side of cuff on her hand. so got handcuffed with a girl doesn't sound that bad to me. and its golden opportunity to sleep with a girl. and I only have to do is make her drink lot of drink as possible. when I'm sleep she wake me up in middle of night and ask me to go with her in toilet in shy voice. cuz she had not choice but to ask me to go with her cuz of handcuffs*

Hahahahahaha

- "Hey Sensei What's this creepy laugh for ? why I feel like there is something sinister going on inside you head"

No no it's nothing ha ha ha I'm fine I'm perfectly fine there's nothing to afraid of. ha ha ha

Than Asuka said "Hey Sensei of you hate handcuffs. I have something too. see it's dog collar with chain. and look at this

I specially engraved your name on its pendent too."

First My name isn't Suzie and what that's owner name Asuka even address is yours there.

what am I dog ? and you my owner ? What the fuck is that. .

- "Thing is ever since I saw you you reminds me of my Suzie."

Who the is Suzie ?

- "She's my dog her fur is white and soft and only thing she ever say is woof woof"

I reminds you your dog a female dog with white fur. first I'm male second I don't have fur third every dog makes sound woof woof. so what am I a dog ? and how would I reminds you about your Suzie ?

- "cuz you always saying 'bitch' that's why"

Wait so if I used shit in place bitch than you assume I love to ratting shit. is that is.

Than Yuki said "and if he used asshole than that means he's asshole"

Shit the fuck up you two.

Asuka said "but I wanted you to put this collar on for me and I will promise you we will go on walk together every evening and I will feed you highest quality pet food"

You know what

you need a good Psychiatrist for brain of yours more than me.

Yuki said "I don't think she needs any Psychiatrist help. she's look perfectly fine and believe me cuz I'm Psychiatrist too"

just seeing you make me think who made you Psychiatrist in first place

why I always get the feeling was the medical college draw a lottery and you won the first prize and the prize was free certificate of Psychiatrist.

-By the way why Asuka tag along with you here ?

- "cuz you know travelling alone with a creepy person is how's dangerous these days"

Yeah you right but wait who you calling creepy, you freak.

Than our train stoper I'm our destination and we three step out from train. and I notice there's no one on this station. is this right place. so I check the name again and it's still same. it's right place but why it's feel like ghost town.