A Balanced Diet

"But then again, I suppose pacman wouldn't have a very good diet if all he did was eat fruit and tic tacs… Right fruit! There's fruit in this game!" Silvia thought as her mouth watered.

~Ding, Releasing more from the Relevant World Knowledge pack~

"Wait. Wait. WAI- AHHHGH STOP SPRINGING THIS STUFF ON ME YOU FUDGERNUGGET!"

~Ding, for choosing less crass language, 1 more intelligence score is restored! ~

"Does the intelligence score even do anything…."

~Ding, maybe 😊~

"…"

~…~

"Anyways… Looks like I can find some cherries and strawberries" Silvia drooled.

"Auto Wakka ON!"

*Wakka! Wakka! Wakka!*

Wakking her way towards the center of the map where fruit spawned, Silva started thinking over the information she had gained from the 'Relevant World Information' pack, after all, if you suffered that much for something you might as well get your money's (pain's?) worth.

"Hmm… it seems like there's some cheap spots that I can sit where the ghosts won't get me… and points double if I eat consecutive ghosts!? How many points…"

At this point, a small trail of drool was forming behind Silvia, not that it would matter, considering it could only fall downward, and in a world where you can't look up or down, down might as well not exist!

...

"Hmm… That ghost looks far enough that I could nag the cherry playing ring around the Rosie with it" Siliva thought, approaching the cherry. But atlas, fate was not on poor Silvi's side.

"Ehhhh! A orange tulip?"

~Ensuring intelligence patches have been applied…~

~Confirmed, intelligence is indeed in place, baffling~

For a moment, nary a wakka or whooh was heard, as Silvia stared down the ghost in front of her, and was surrounded by the one behind her. Squinting her non-existent eyes and accepting her fate she rushed for the cherry.

"Wakka!"

"Whooh! Whooh!"

And with a bite of the cherry she found…

"What the actual FU** THIS IS A HAM BLOCK."

~1 life lost, 1 life remaining~

~As a reminder, if you lose your last life you die for real~

~Ding, subject has eaten a ham cherry from the farm world, farm world is now a option in the shop~

~Ding, eating the cherry has given you 200 points~

O_o "What's that you say? A new world?" Silvia said pulling up the shop tab.

Using the sorting function, a new tab was added called 'worlds' within it only 2 options were shown, the 'Farm World' priced at 2000 points, and a 'Pacman Level 2' priced at 500 points.

"Ai, expensive ;-;, let's see what we can find in the relevant section."

In the relevant section, there was three items affordable. The first was an additional life for 50, with a disclaimer the price would double with each purchase, the second was a third person viewpoint priced at 100 points, and the third was a piece of toast, priced at 10 points.

~Toast has been added to ensure a balanced breakfast is received, highly advisable! ~

... "Is there butter?"

~Ding, two new additions have been added to the store, +.01 intelligence points have been rewarded~

Suddenly the store gleamed gold for a second, covering Silvia's vision and revealing two new purchase options. Butter for 5 points, and jam for 5 points. The jam option also had something Silvia had never seen before, a hamburger dropdown menu.

O_o "What's this..." She said mentally inspecting the hamburger menu option. "Mmm... Handburgers..."

Suddenly, the menu revealed itself to be a shop bigger then what she had avalible, with jams ranging from the basic 5 point jam to a trillion point jam that claimed to derived from the fruit of the world tree. 'A world whithin each bite. Literally'

A few minutes later Silvia exited the shop, 200 points poorer and with two pieces of toast, one covered in butter, the other covered with a nice floral jam that had cost her 25 points. While eating she inspected the new 'third person viewpoint' which essentially let herself visualize everything from a birds eye view, which gave her a vision equivlent to someone who would have otherwise been playing the game at an arcade.

"Hehe... Stupid ghosts, you'll never sneak up on me again 😊" she snickered, finishing off her last bite of toast.

~Ding, A Healthy Diet (Repeatable) has been completed, you have been awarded pig x2 (Locked), chicken x2 (Locked) wheat seeds x12, and 20% discount on all future jams (Bonus Reward). ~

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