Resurrection

(Y/N)'s Bedroom

(Y/N)'s POV

This, this is crazy. Like, grade-A crazy. How is this even happening right now?! Rias Gremory...in my bed...in my room...in my house!

Suddenly, I heard footsteps coming from outside followed by a voice.

"(Y/N)? Are you awake? Time to get up kiddo." The cheery voice called.

"Shit!" I curse out loud in a soft whisper. 'Mrs. Hyoudou! I forgot she and her husband were coming over to check on me for the month.' I thought in shock, I continued to look around the area for something to cover Rias with. I then look down and see that I was already holding the bed covers. "Here! Cover yourself!" I yell before tripping and falling on top of her, covering only the lower part of her body. Revealing her large, beautiful breasts.

My door suddenly opened and my worst fear had come to fruition.

"(Y/N) good mor-" Mrs. Hyoudou's voice could be heard clearly, because she had entered my room. I slowly turned around to see her looking at me, hovering over Rias, both of us still naked. We both looked at each other in awkward silence, filling the room with its presence.

Until Rias spoke up. "Good morning. How are you?" She asked with a God to honest smile on her face.

"Hello and fine thanks. (Y/N), I see you're already up...and naked." She then proceeded to close the door slowly. She then stomped downstairs and began yelling. "Do you know what he's doing up there?!" She shouted.

"Why are you shouting at me?" Mr. Hyoudou asked, completely unaware of what was going on.

"(Y/N) has a girl up in his room. She was naked and real!"

"Wait back up. Are you saying he has a GIRL UP THERE?!" And with that comment, I was done, I gave up on everything and fell to the floor.

"Dear God, let me turn into a bird, so I can fly, fly far away." I began preaching, hoping all this would end. 'Okay, piece this together man. Rias, in my room, in my bed, I'm naked, she's naked...' After going over some of the detail of the most recent events, I finally pieced them all together. "Oh God." Was all could say.

"Sure is a party here in the morning huh?" Rias asks me, as if she didn't even care that she was naked.

I look at her and admired her figure, quickly looking away after realizing what I was doing."Um...you're still naked." I pointed out.

"Yes, I know." She stated with a smile, waving her leg in front of me.

"But, I can kinda see...everything." I said, trying to avoid staring.

"Want me to stand up so you can get a better look?" She asked as she rose up off my bed.

'She did not just say that. NORMAL GIRLS DON'T JUST SAY THAT!' I had no idea what the hell was going on here. Also, what is with this girl?! "Quite the opposite-" I stated as I handed her something to cover her front. "Could you please cover up?" I asked looking away, trying to avert my eyes.

I felt the blanket I handed her be removed from my hand and I slowly looked back at Rias, who was now covering her front. "Well aren't you a gentleman. And they say chivalry is dead, thank you." She thanked in a sweet tone of voice, causing me to slightly blush.

"Y-Yeah sure." I simply said.

She knelt down and picked up her black and purple bra. "How're you feeling?" She asked.

"Huh? Oh, um...fine? I guess. All things considered." I replied. Then again, I didn't really know what she was referring.

She turned her back and moved her long beautiful red hair, revealing her unclipped bra's strap."Would you mind?"

"Uh...sure?" I rose up and began to clip her bra together. But I then remembered what she said before. "So if you don't mind, can I ask you something?"

"Of course, what is it?" She replied.

"Okay well, why are we both...you know...naked?" I asked.

"When I found you, your body was in a lot of stress and I could sense something wrong inside your body. So in response, I healed you the best I could, and it only works through skin on skin contact."

"Wait, your body touched mine?!" I asked in shock, only imagining Rias naked and moaning in ecstasy. This caused me to shake in fear as worry filled my mind.

"Don't worry." Rias added, catching my attention. "We didn't do it, I'm still a virgin." She bluntly stated once more.

"Seriously?! Oh, thank God." I slowly fell to my knees, completely released of that weight on my shoulders. "I don't think I'm ready for something as serious as that." I spoke with a sigh of relief, causing Rias to giggle again.

"You're so funny."

"Also, earlier you said you a devil, were you serious about that?"

She smiled as she turned around and placed her hand under my chin, turning my head towards her direction. Her hand was so soft and warm I couldn't help myself from blushing. "That's right. Not only that but I'm also your master." She gently pressed her finger on my lips, it felt like I was kissing a candle. "(Y/N)'s a cute name, I'll let you keep it."

Time Skip

Kuoh Academy

3rd Person POV

"Huh?! No way! This is a nightmare!" A male student cried in agony.

"No fair! We had our eyes on him first!" A female student cried.

All the students were complaining and moaning in agony and regret. As they did, the two students they were talking about continued to make their way into the school.

'God, this is so embarrassing. Someone just shoot me.' (Y/N) thought to himself as he tried to move his arm, but to no avail. The person gripping his arm simply wouldn't let up. "Um, you know people are talking about this right?" He asked.

"Yes, what about it?" She replied bluntly.

"Well, aren't you a bit embarrassed?" He asked.

"Why would I be embarrassed?" She asked, looking somewhat confused.

The two remained silent as they stared at each other while they continued walking.

(Y/N) sighed in defeat. "Forget it."

By the time they had arrived, Rias had let go of (Y/N)'s arm and proceeded to walk ahead of him.

"I'll send someone to collect you later 'kay?" She informs before walking upstairs, away from (Y/N).

"Wait, should I walk you to class or somethi-" Before he could finish his sentence, a rocket-fast, rock hard fist collided with his face, sending him to flying to the floor.

"Damn you! Imma kill you bitch!" A familiar voice called out in rage.

"Bastard! You lookin' to die?!" (Y/N) yelled back in rage as he held his cheek.

"Matsuda, calm down." Motohama appeared out of nowhere and placed a hand on his friend's shoulder, in attempt to calm him down.

"B-But he..." Matsuda was on the brink of tears, pointing at the black and white-haired young man on the floor.

"(Y/N)'s our friend, let's hear him out. Where were you yesterday! And what did you do?!" Motohama demanded.

"What are you? A cop?" (Y/N) replied.

"Just answer the question." He demanded in a more serious tone.

"Was just enjoying the weekend dude." He simply replied.

"And would those enjoyable weekends be enjoying fine ass bitches?!" Matsuda asked inraged.

(Y/N) simply looked at the two in a bored extension, and remained silent. He then bent down and picked up his bag.

"Answer us already!" Both of them demanded once again.

"What I do in my private life is none of your damn business. If I want you to intrude in on my life, I'd tell you." (Y/N) spoke in a cold tone, causing everyone around to whisper and gossip as they moved faster.

"You okay man?" Asked Matsuda, slightly concerned.

"Y-Yeah, sorry. Just...didn't get enough sleep last night." He replied rubbing the bridge of his nose.

"It's all good man, we all have days like that." Matsuda confided his friend by placing a hand on his shoulder.

"It just, we haven't been able to get a hold of you all weekend. We got worried something happened." Motohama stated as he fixed his glasses.

"Wow I...Never knew you guys cared so much." (Y/N) looked shocked to see the well-known perverts show such concern for him.

"Of course we care..." The two suddenly fell silent. But Motohama and Matsuda dramatically pointed at (Y/N). "You're our best chance to score and getting girlfriends!" They say in unison, causing (Y/N) to groan in irritation.

"And here I was hoping you two became better people overnight. But guess that was just a pipe dream." (Y/N) said as he began to walk away.

As (Y/N) continued to talk with his friends, Rias continued walking upstairs to her class. Until she was stopped by a sudden greeting from a familiar voice.

"Hello, Rias." The voice said.

Rias looked up and saw a young bespectacled woman in her late teens with a slim figure, black hair styled in a short bob cut and violet eyes.

"Hello, Sona." Rias replied.

The two then began watching the boys downstairs mess with (Y/N), which he tried to ignore.

"Do you have any idea what you've got this time?" Sona asks with a cold smile.

"Honestly...no. But I feel like I just adopted a much better mannered little brother." She claimed with a giggle.

"This isn't a laughing manner Rias." Sona's tone suddenly changed to serious, catching Rias completely by surprise.

"What do you mean?" Rias asked in confusion.

The two simply stared at each other, surrounding the whole area in silence. After a while, Sona began to walk away.

"It's really none of my business, but if he gets out it hand, it'll be on your head. Just a warning to a friend." She left Rias confused and dazed.

'What is she talking about?' Rias asks herself before looking back at (Y/N), then left the scene.

Time Skip

"Man, I feel like today went by a lot faster than usual." (Y/N) spoke as he stretched out his arms.

"Yeah, you said it." Motohama agreed.

(Y/N) then looked over to the seat in front of him and saw that Issei hadn't shown up yet.

"Huh, Issei hasn't shown up like at all today. Is he okay?" (Y/N) asked with concern.

"Yeah I know man, he may be lazy, but he never skips school." Matsuda confirms.

'Wonder if he's sick. Maybe I should check in on him before I head home.' (Y/N) thought to himself.

His train of thought was interrupted when a huge squeal of joy erupted out of nowhere, catching the boys to turn around and look towards the reason why.

The reason was a handsome young man with short blonde hair, grey eyes and a mole under his left eye.

"Oh look, it's prince gold nuts, shut up." Matsuda silently whined.

"Who? Kiba?" (Y/N) asked.

"Ladies, you look lovely today." Kiba complimented.

"You look better." A girl happily replied.

"Sorry the room isn't cleaner." Another girl apologized.

Kiba then began looking around the room and spotted (Y/N). "Ah! (Y/N), good to see you again. It's been a while." Kiba greeted in a friendly manner, catching some people off guard.

"Hey there Kiba. Long time no see." (Y/N) happily replied, causing everyone to be shocked in surprise.

"Hang on, how do you two know each other?!" Motohama asked.

"We've talked a few times, that's all." (Y/N) simply replied.

"Anyways, I'm here to retrieve you for Rias Gremory." Kiba informed, causing (Y/N) to look somewhat confused.

"Rias sent you? Okay." He rose out of his desk carrying his bag and prepared to leave.

"No way! Kiba's and (Y/N) are leaving together?" A girl happily cries.

"That's so hot!" Another called.

"Excuse us, ladies." Kiba pleaded as he passed the hoard of girls blocking the entrance, making a path for them to leave.

As we continued walking through the halls, the surrounding students filled the halls with gossip and whispers of the two boys.

"God, I wish the gossiping would just stop already." (Y/N) spoke with an annoyed sigh.

"So..." Kiba caught his attention, finally filling the awkward silence between them. "It's been a while since we last spoke, what have you been up to lately?" He casually asked.

"Not much. Same ol' same ol' really." (Y/N) replied.

"Oh yeah? Like what?" Kiba asks again.

"Well..." (Y/N) thought as to what to say. He then remembered the incident from when he died. 'Probably not the smartest thing to bring up the fact that I died but I'm still alive.' He thought to himself. "Just writing music, camping, odd jobs, daily training, finding new things to come cook. You know, the usual." He claimed.

"I see. Sound like fun. I'd love to join you for camping sometime if you wouldn't mind a little company." He offered kindly.

"Sure, I'll let you know when I'm gonna do it next." (Y/N) said as he accepted the blonde's offer.

"Cool. Anyways, here we are." He stops walking causing (Y/N) to stop as well. Only to look at the place they had arrived at.

ORC Headquarters

"Wait, this place?" He asked.

Kiba simply walked to the front of the door and proceeded to hold it open for (Y/N). "Please after you." He offered, as he bowed like a butler.

"Thanks." (Y/N) replied as he walked inside the building.

The two walk up a flight of stairs and reach a room at the end of the hall. Once the door was opened, (Y/N) saw the room in its entirety. It was rather large and spacious, even with the furniture inside. But what threw him off was a large number of candles that seemed to be the only source of light in this place. "Yeah, this totally doesn't scream, ominous atmosphere." He jokingly mocked.

"It's just for initiation." Kiba informed.

"Oh yeah, you're part of a club aren't you?" Asked the young man.

"That's right, this is the headquarters for it."

"Oh okay. Wait, you said initiation, you guys get a new member?" (Y/N) asked curiously.

"You'll see." Kiba innocently smiled.

"'Kay?"

(Y/N)'s POV

That was weird. Especially for Kiba. In any case, I'm surprised that this old building is so well kept. I thought it was just an old, abandoned building. But this club room was decorated with all sorts of pictures and statues. There weren't any lights except for the ones provided by the numerous candles scattered around. Honestly, that just makes me feel uneasy.

As I continued looking around the room, I notice a rather small girl sitting on the couch. She was rather petite looking, couldn't be any older than 15 years of age with white hair and a black cat hairpin and topaz eyes.

'I should make a good first impression, especially to an underclassmen.' I thought to myself. I began walking up to her slowly so I wouldn't freak her out. By the time I reached her, she finally took notice of me. "Hi there." I greet with a smile. "I'm (Y/N) (L/N), it's nice to meet you." I offered a hand to her. She simply looked at it with a straight face, then looked back up at me.

"I'm Koneko Toujou. Nice to meet you." She said as she grabbed my hand and firmly shook it.

'Quite the grip this one has.' I thought to myself.

"I see you're already making yourself acquainted with the members of the Occult Research Club." Kiba called out, catching my attention.

"Wait, you're in the ORC?" I asked her in surprise.

"Yeah." She simply replied.

"Not only that, but she a valued member of it as well." Kiba interjected.

Wait, if that's the case... "Have you guys ever meet a guy named Issei Hyoudou?" I asked in a somewhat worried tone.

I then notice Koneko get irritated at the notice of his name being said.

"Please don't say that pervert's name in front of me." She spoke in a ticked off manner.

'Goddamnit Issei! What the fuck did you do to make this girl so pissed at you?!' I thought.

Just then, I notice the sound of rushing water. I looked around to find the source and see a light coming from behind a closed curtain, as well as the sound of running water.

"Here's your clothes for you Ms. President." A new voice informed.

"Thank you Akeno." Replied an incredibly familiar voice.

'OH SHIT! WAS THAT RIAS?!' I yelled to myself. "This place has a shower? That seems very impractical." I said, trying to keep my cool.

"Oh my, seems we have a new guest." The girl said as she took notice of me. "I'm sorry, I didn't notice you before." She said as she grew close to me. I instinctively reeled back, almost feeling intimidated, yet I only looked at her quizzically. "You look familiar" she simply stated.

"Really? I mean, we go to the same school so I'm sure we've seen each other a couple times at least." I replied. I then see her eyes glisten in excitement. 'Oh god.'

"Oh I remember now, you're that boy who took out that bicker guy a while back aren't you?" She asked in an excited tone, causing me to back up a bit more.

"Oh it's okay, I don't bite. Anyways, you're the new guy, right? It's nice to meet you." She bowed in greeting.

"Well for the record, I do bite, so don't tempt me." I snarkily said. But her eyes instantly lit up in excitement when I said it. I took a moment to think why, and I finally realized what I had said. "I didn't mean it like that."

"Ah, that's disappointing. Well anyways, there's no need for worrying. My name is Akeno and I'm the vice president. It's super nice to meet you (Y/N)." She said as she bowed again.

"I see you're getting to know the members of the club." A familiar voice erupted. I look over and see Rias wearing her uniform and drying her beautiful crimson red hair. "Sorry for being rude and having you wait. I didn't get a chance to shower at your place (Y/N)." Rias said apologetically.

"I said you could use the shower." I dumbfoundedly replied.

Time Skip

"Well, now that everyone has arrived and settled down we can resume." As she spoke, everyone began to take their seats on the nearby couch.

"We'd like to officially welcome you into the Occult Research Club."

"Wait what?! Hold up! I never agreed to join this thing!" I opposed wholeheartedly.

"Oh, but you did. Kiba should have told you but the name is just a front. It's supposed to look like some sort of hobby."

"Yeah no. The only thing we did when we walked over here was catch up. You know, just simple small talk." I informed the buxom redhead.

"Is this true Kiba?" She asked the blonde boy.

"Yes, I apologize madam president." He bowed in apology.

"That's okay. He knows know, right?" Rias asked looking at me.

"Not really. I mean I have a theory, but could you explain what it really is?" I asked.

"Of course." Rias smiled. (Y/N), we're not all human here." She stated bluntly, catching me somewhat off guard. But I knew what she meant.

"So, you're all just like Rias then? You're all devils?"

"That's right. But the winged man from yesterday was something else, a fallen angel." Rias glared daggers at me, and I feel them burrow into my soul. "Some think we're the same, which isn't true. They want to serve God,  but it's too late for them. Their dark emotions have forced them into the underworld." Rias began to explain in greater detail. "The confusion is understandable because they too, walk the earth misguiding humans. But they wish to please God; so their goal is to wipe us devils out and gain supremacy over our realm. You call it hell."

"How many supernatural beings exist in this world?" I asked, growing curiouser and curiouser as the explanation continued.

"Adding devils and fallen angels, there are three beings that exist. Then there's the recognizable figures known as angels, who are clearly sent down by God to defeat us as well. So we're constantly defending ourselves from both sides." Rias begins to explain.

"That's...wow. I uh...wow." I sigh as I ran my hand through my black and white hair.

"You sound overwhelmed." Rias says, trying to calm me. Which worked a little. Her voice soothed my tension, but not a whole lot.

"Honestly, that's because I am. You're talking about some pretty crazy stuff here."

"We knew you'd feel like that so we're going to help you but first we'll help you understand." Akeno summoned a big magic circle in the middle of the room and it began to project something.

"Is that...me?" I ask in disbelief.

"That's right." Rias spoke, clearly. "These are recordings of the fights you had on school grounds. You have a tendency to attract a lot of attention."

"You people recorded my fights?" I asked again.

The video starts showing a crowd of people then a reptilian figure walks onto the scene.

"I remember that guy. He's the one who thought he was a giant lizard." I laugh lightly at the sight of each fight.

"Who is that?" Koneko asked curiously.

"He was someone who wanted to fight me in town. When I said no, the next day he tracked me down to school. He challenged me and well..." I pointed to the footage and it showed the lizard guy unconscious on the ground.

"If I remember correctly, his name was Reptile." Kiba spoke interested in the subject.

"That's right. One of my first fights at school. Freshman year, and sadly...one of the shortest."

"When did you know how to fight?" Kiba asked.

"Dunno, just instinctual I guess." I reply, hoping they would believe it.

"In any case, to make things clearer in the devil and fallen angel topic-" she then pulls out a picture of something I wished I hadn't seen again. In fact, it made my blood boil. "Do you remember Yuma Amano? Of course you do, you and Yuma dated for a little while didn't you?" She asks innocently.

"Where did you hear that name!? Nevermind I don't wanna know so look, I'm not sure how you know so much about my life, but right now I'm feeling really uncomfortable." This topic was growing too sensitive for my liking, I stood from my seat and proceeded to leave.

"Whether you like it or not, it wasn't a dream. And they're real." Rias simply comments, causing me to almost lose it. I turn my head toward her and growl. But I remembered to keep my cool in the worst of situations.

"Did you spy on us during our date?" I asked calmly.

"It was important someone in our club that you were kept safe. And the girl you went out with, is also a fallen angel. She is made up of the same elements as the being that attacked you last night." Rias informs causally.

"But that's the thing. Did I really meet her? And why does nobody remember her but me?"

"We can erase human memory, it ends up being the best thing for everybody, especially your parent." She says as she simply smiles at me, causing me to look at her with a confused expression. I then realized what she was talking about.

Flashback

"Well, I suppose it's nice to finally meet one of (Y/N)'s friends." Mrs. Hyoudou said as she clasped her hands and looked at me. I avert my eye contact and continue eating my toast.

"So when you say naked--you mean not even skivvies?" Mr. Hyoudou jumps into the conversation.

I swallow my food and look at him confusingly. 'What the hell are skivvies?' I questioned myself.

"Of course. It's more comfortable, so we sleep better and naturally we get better grades." Rias happily stated with an honest to God smile on her face.

I turned to her and looked at her in total disbelief. "Are you serious? Do you have any idea what you're saying? No way in hell they'll fall for tha-"

"Well or certainly is important." Mrs. Hyoudou stated weirdly.

I turned to her and they both looked as though they were slipped something.

"Good job (Y/N)...Glad to see that you're still working hard." Stated Mr. Hyoudou.

'No way. Did she really slip them something?'

Present

"After a fallen angel accomplishes her goal, she erases all records of herself from everyone around the target." Rias stated.

"Goal? And pray tell, what would that be? I can only imagine it was to kill me. Am I right?" I say in a snarky tone. At this point, I was getting annoyed and irritated with this discussion.

"That's right, but only after she figured out whether or not something within you was dangerous or threatening. Once that was verified, you were stabbed through the middle with a spear of light." Rias had finished her explanation of Yuma's plan and most of it made sense. I was almost convinced, but there was one problem. Yuma didn't kill me, someone else did.

"Some of that makes sense, but one problem." I uttered, causing everyone to turn their attention onto me. "She wasn't the one to kill me, someone else did." This caught the attention of the beautiful redhead in front of me.

"Really? Who?" She asked in a worried tone.

"Not entirely sure. But the moment I was attacked, I started to lose consciousness. And fast too." I explained.

"I see." Rias pondered.

"But I think they only stepped in when Yuma couldn't kill me cause I fought her off. Or tried to anyways, she was really persistent." I said as I scratched my the back of my head.

"How did you defend yourself?" Kiba asked.

"From the recordings we saw, you're a very capable fighter, but simple martial arts don't work on supernatural beings." Koneko points out.

They all look at me curiously. Which I could understand, so I decided to show them. I reached out my hand and take in a deep slow inhale.

"Oath Maker." I uttered softly. And in a mere moment, my sword appeared in my hand through a flash of light "Oblivion." I speak once more and summon my other sword through black smoke and purple sparks. "I fought her off with these." I said casually as I rose my swords up to show them.

"You're already able to manifest them. And not only that, but you have two?" Rias stated, trying to keep her composure.

"Um...yeah? Wait, what do you mean 'manifest two'?" I asked her.

"Those swords you have...they're known as Sacred Gears." Said the redhead.

"Sacred gears?" I ask her again.

"It's basically a very intense and unique power that's found in a rare few. In fact, the only ones to possess them ere historical figures so you're kind of a big deal. Even more so because you can use two, which is almost impossible." Added Akeno.

"Huh." Was all I could say. I didn't really understand that part but I got the gist of it. But what bothered me was the fact that I was able to use two at once. Not very well, but even if it was for a short time I could.

"The thing is...this power can so uncontrollable that some who have it can become a threat to the underworld." Rias stated.

"Oh okay, that makes sense why Yuma wanted to off me at least. Guess that's one mystery solved. Next one is to find out who really did the deed." I deduced menacingly as I cracked my knuckles. "But are you sure there isn't some sort of mistake? I mean I don't think I'm all that important." I claimed bluntly.

"A fallen angel thought you were enough of a threat, she tried to kill you. It's not a mistake."

"Okay yeah, she found me a potential threat and tried to turn me into a shishkabob, and yet I'm still here. WHY?!" I boomed.

Rias turned around and grabbed something from her desk she sat on and held something up that looked rather familiar. "Do you remember this?" She asked as she held up a flyer I had received once before.

"Yeah? What about it?" I ask in reply.

"Just before your life ended you summoned me with your thoughts through this flyer."

'I summoned her? All I remember doing was thinking about how red her hair was, how kind she seemed, and how beautiful she was.' I thought to myself. But the instant I realized this, my face turned red and I felt completely embarrassed.

"And so, that day you were revived as an honored member of the House of Rias Gremory, daughter of the great and powerful devil, the Marquis of Gremory." Rias declared, sprouting her sharp, black devil wings.

I stared in awe, motionless and shocked to my core. Cause even though Rias Gremory has sprouted wings, she was still so beautiful, my heart skipped a beat. Which, in my situation, wasn't necessarily a good thing.

"That also means, you are now my devil servant." She stated seductively.

Time Skip

I looked up to the sky and noticed that the moon had turned slightly red. Mainly due to the fact that I could now see in the dark. "Well I can see better in the dark, I guess that's a plus." I say as in look down at my hand and tighten it into a fist.

Flashback

"Isn't this exciting?" Akeno asked as everyone sprouted out their own pair devil wings. "You're one of us now." She happily cheered.

Wings then sprouted from my back, which caught me slightly by surprise.

Present

I looked through the streets looking for anything unusual. Thankfully, nothing stood out, which eased my nerves.

"You okay (Y/N)?" A familiar voice calls out to me from within. A voice I hadn't heard in quite a while.

"Starvlador, haven't heard from you in a couple days. Everything okay?" I asked worriedly.

"While you were injured, it damaged me to some extent, so I had to take time to recover and heal myself. I apologize if I worried you."

"Nah, it's alright. As long as you're okay that's all that matters to me." I reassured.

"Thank you. But in my absence did anything happen?" He asks.

"Well...I'm a devil now and work under Rias Gremory. That's about it." I simply replied.

"Oh yeah? What kind of work?" He asked curiously.

"Just handing out flyers. Speaking of which, I should get started." I say before jumping off the roof of the building I stood on and landed on the next one, and continued as I dropped off a package of flyers on each house. 'And I thought my life couldn't get any weirder... guess we'll have to find out.'