Spirit of the Perverse

Museum

3rd Person POV

"I must humbly thank you for releasing me." (Y/N)'s possessed body thanked, feeling up his new body. "And to offer up such an amazing vessel for me to possess. Truly, a great gift to receive upon revival." Unas thanked.

'We didn't give you shit!' (Y/N) barked.

Everyone simply stared. Some in awe, some in curiosity, and some in irritation. Seeing the Azure Dragon Emperor act the way he was and say the things he was saying was very odd to all of them, to say the least.

"I can see you've made yourself at home inside my cute little servant's body." Rias stated, glaring angrily at the spirit. "You've got a lot of nerve!" She shouted, conjuring a ball of her Ruin Fire. "Now leave immediately!" She ordered.

The spirit chuckled. "I'm afraid I can't do that." He said.

"And why not?" The King questioned.

"You see, before my death, my body was cursed. If I were ever to reawaken, I would be forced to wander endlessly until I found a host of noble spirit." He explained, staring down into his new hands and tightening them. "But since you've bought one to me, I don't have to look anymore."

'Noble spirit? But I'm just a dude, there ain't nothing noble about my sorry ass!' (Y/N) pointed out. 'Just give me my body back man!'

"Regardless, I refuse to return to that withering, rotten body!" Unas argued, ridiculously posing once again.

'Well go find another host douchebag! I've already got another soul in here.' (Y/N) claimed.

"S'up." Starvlador greeted.

Akeno giggled. "You know, it's kinda pathetic letting yourself get cursed when you're a sorcerer." She claimed, brushing aside some of her hair behind her ear.

"Silence wench!" The possesses body ordered, shifting from pose to pose. "It happened when I attempted to summon a high ranking devil to advance my sorcery!"

"A high ranking devil? Who was it?" Rias asked.

(Y/N)'s possessed red eyes turned toward the curious redhead. "It may be a shock to hear this, but it was the female relative of Grand Duke Agares!" He declared, sounding rather proud of himself.

"You're kidding!" Rias said in shock.

The other devils gasped in awe and shock by the mummy's claim.

"Grand Dukes are second in terms of authority, right below ranks of a King." Akeno explained.

"The moment I summoned her, I couldn't even get a single word in. The next thing I knew, my body was sealed away with most of my powers! Therefore, I was forced into an oh so long slumber!" The sorcerer spirit posed.

'These stupid poses are gonna put such a strain on my body! Knock it off, you dork!' The original host ordered.

"So you got cursed?" Kiba asked.

"I wonder how that happened." Akeno pondered.

"I can take a few guesses." Koneko added.

"So as long as I remain at the mercy of this curse, I refuse to release myself from this body." Unas declared, his possessed red eyes glared at the devils.

'WHY THE HELL DOES IT HAVE TO BE ME?!' (Y/N) roared loudly.

Rias sighed in irritation, brushing her hair back. "Fine." She growled. "I refuse to let you have the body of my beloved. So I shall remove this curse, and you shall remove yourself from (Y/N)!" She declared.

Unas smiled, eyeing up Rias and her voluptuous figure, smiling perversely as he liked what he saw. "It doesn't take much to acknowledge how powerful you are. Very well, I shall rely on you red-haired lady." He said.

'Oh God, I feel so gross!' Cried (Y/N), feeling the perverse desires from Unas.

"So, what exactly do I have to do to break the curse that binds you?" Questioned the Princess of Ruin.

"There are three cursed that were placed onto me." Unas explained, holding up three fingers. "The power of a beautiful devil is required to break them." He added. As he rummaged through his coffin, a sinister smile plastered on his face, a blue magic circle with three triangles appeared on the roof. "Wear this!" He cried, quickly pulling out an Egyptian styled dancer's attire. "Put this on and dance for me!"

'Are you serious?!' (Y/N) questioned loudly.

Rias simply stared at the bikini-like attire with irritation, only to sigh and accept the sorcerer's cure condition. "Very well." She complied. "All I need to do is wear that and dance?"

Koneko grunted at the risqué attire with spiteful eyes.

(Y/N) sighed, unable to believe that this was really happening. He hated every second of this. There were many things the young man hated, and one of them was being used. 'I swear to God, I'm gonna find a way to kill you.' He hissed, quickly feeling a rush of magical energy flow through half of his body. "What the-?" He questioned, looking down and moving his right arm. His yellow dragon eye widened at the realization that he could move some of his body again.

"Be grateful boy, for I am allowing you to share this wondrous moment with me." Unas claimed.

"Why?" The possessed devil asked cautiously.

"You strike me as a boy who needs to divulge more into his sexual tendencies and desires." The sorcerer spirit deduced.

"God I hate you." (Y/N) groaned.

In an instant, the lights turned off and everything was consumed into darkness.

(Y/N)'s POV

A spotlight shined down, illuminating Rias donned in the attire Unas instructed her to wear. She shook her hips and the music began as she danced like a belly dancer.

The Professor, Issei and Unas all awed in Rias's display and performance of the foreign dance. Even I couldn't look away. Her movements were so elegant and fluent, it looked like she had been doing this for years. She was so captivating, it was impossible to resist watching.

"Utterly marvelous!" Unas cried. "Well, what do you think boy? Is this not amazing or what?" He questioned me.

I didn't answer him, I was too infatuated by my master's beautiful dance.

As she continued to move around, she quickly glanced at me and smiled. She must've noticed my eye had gone back to normal. She smiled and winked towards me, causing a faint blush to erupt onto my side of my possessed body.

As Rias continued to dance, I glanced over to Koneko, who scowled over the whole performance. "This smells fishy." She claimed.

Rias quickly finished her dance and the lights we turned back on.

Over on Unas's coffin, a seal disappeared, leaving only two to remain for us to break.

"That's the Family Crest Of Grand Duke Arages, all right." Rias said as she examined the magic circle on the sorcerer's coffin.

Unas crossed his arms and chuckled to himself proudly. "Look there!" He beckoned, pointing at the blue magic circle. "One of Arages's curses has already been broken!" He declared.

"Two left." I said. 'What else is he gonna make us do?' I thought frettingly. 'I've got a bad feeling about this.'

"Now..." The spirit spear our arms wide, ready to begin the next step of breaking the curse. "This next curse requires the kiss of a beautiful woman!" He declared.

"God fucking damn it!" I roared.

Unas turned around and stared at Koneko, causing her to jump slightly. "You, small lady over there!" He called. "You've been watching me rather intently for quite a while." He declared.

"Just tryin' to think of a good way to beat you senseless for taking over (Y/N)'s body." The Rook explained. "So yeah, kinda pissed at you for that."

"You and me both Koneko." I agreed.

"It's also kinda weird seeing (Y/N) have such a lustful and pervy gaze since he isn't that kind of person. So it's a little unsettling seeing you use his body for that kinda thing." Koneko added.

"Oh..." I could help but feel flattered by her words, my face turned a little red. "Well, thank you Koneko. Didn't know you held me in such high regards."

"Well yeah. You're dope." She smiled, giving me a thumbs up.

Unas took over and laughed hysterically. "Oh, is that so? Well forgive me, but I don't believe you!" He declared. "That gaze was clearly filled with romantic interest"! He added. "Therefore, I request that you be the one to break the next seal!" He declared, stepping closer and closer towards Koneko. "Now, deliver onto me a kiss as intense as that stare!" He ordered, puckering our lips.

Without hesitation, I used my free hand and slammed it against my possessed face. My body staggered back a bit before falling to the ground. "Not gonna happen douchebag!" I yelled. "This is still my body, and since I have some control of it now, you're not going anywhere near the girls!" I declared.

Unas used my other arm to grab my freed arm, tossing me to the floor. "Why are you refusing to let this happen?! If the curses are broken, I leave and you get your body back! Don't you want that?!"

"Of course I do! But I'm not gonna make you take advantage of my friends to do it you damn pervert!" I shouted back, struggling to hold Unas's arm away from my face.

"You clearly don't get it. I've been waiting to be kissed by a beautiful woman for so long!" The sorcerer explained. "You would deny me that?!"

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!" I roared back, not falling for his crappy attempt at a pitying excuse. "LIKE I SAID, I WILL EXORCISE THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!!!"

Koneko grabbed my by the collar and lifted me up off the ground. Her intense stare sent shivers down my spine. "Koneko? Wait, hang on! I'm trying to stop hi-" I was silenced by a sudden act I was not at all expecting.

Koneko slammed her small and firm lips onto mine, enveloping the two of us in a kiss.

This completely shocked everyone.

I couldn't even process what was happening, I couldn't even fight back because my body wouldn't move.

Koneko broke the kiss, a light linking trail of saliva lingered off of our lips.

I struggled to say a single word. I stuttered nonstop in processing what just happened. I was quickly silenced by Koneko putting her hand on my rampant running mouth.

"Since it was with (Y/N), and he had partial control, I don't mind." She said, looking away with a heavy blush on her face.

"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled.

Over on Unas's coffin, the second triangle shaped seal vanished, removing itself from the curse.

"Well, looks like there's only one seal left to break." I explained, trying to ignore the saddened and angered eyes glaring at me from behind. I turned to my junior and looked down in apology. "I'm really sorry Koneko. I'll make it up to you I promise."

"I said it was fine. Don't worry about it." She reassured. "But..." She added quickly. "If you really want to make it up to me...maybe make me lunch for a while?" She suggested, looking away with a faint blush on her face.

"Really? That's it?" I asked, confused be her request, but I accepted regardless. "Okay sure. I can manage that."

'Finally...' I heard a voice. It must've been Unas's, it sounded like he was thinking to himself. 'Just one more. One more seal and I can finally be revived!'

'Wait what? Revive?!' I panicked.

3rd Person POV

The possessed (Y/N) turned back towards the ORC, ready to explain the next step in breaking the curse. "This last curse is a rather difficult one, I shan't lie to you." He claimed.

"Difficult? How so?" Rias asked.

"Well, to put it bluntly..." The spirit used (Y/N)'s finger to point at Akeno and her breasts. "I must motorboat a woman with large boobs!"

Everyone went wide eyed, even Akeno herself was speechless.

"Damn, (Y/N) gets to motorboat a pair of giant gazongas like Akeno's tatas?!" Issei cried. "Damn it! I'm so fucking jealous!"

"You know it's not really him right?" Kiba asked.

"But it's still his body doing all the work! It's so not fair!" The pervert snapped back.

'Of fucking course.' (Y/N) sighed in irritation. "Welp, that's another no." He said, using all his strength to hold the spirit back.

"Don't get in my way boy!" Unas warned. "Just stay silent and you'll soon be released." He added.

'Oh piss off dude! You've been using my body just so you could get your kicks. And you know what, I'm getting sick of it. Besides, you're just using this as an excuse to revive yourself!' The young devil yelled, clearly trying to call him out on his true intentions.

"I..." Unas paused, trying to make up an excuse. "I don't know what you're talking about."

'We're linked idiot! I can hear everything you're thinking. Like I said; so long as I have partial control of my body, you're not getting anywhere near the girls!' (Y/N) declared.

'No...!' Unas grunted, trying to reach the apparently waiting Akeno. 'Those magnificent mounds are waiting for me. I will indulge in those boobs and fully revive!' The sorcerer declared. "Because those boobs...THOSE BOOBS ARE RIGHT IN MY SIGHT!!!"

'Christ you're a fucking pervert. You're just as bad as Issei.' The imprisoned (Y/N) groaned. "Akeno, get the hell away from me!" (Y/N) warned as he struggled to hold back Unas as his strength continued to grow with each passing moment. 'Is he draining me of my power to regain his own?! I don't...I don't know how much longer I can hold him back if he keeps draining me.'

"Listen to me boy, imagine the sheer bliss you'll experience from rubbing your face in those boobs!" Unas tried to convince.

"What?!" The young devil snapped in question.

"Imagine it! It'd be true ecstasy that'll take you to Heaven!" The sorcerer declared.

(Y/N) said nothing. He slowly began to chuckle, quickly evolving into a full blown fit of laughter.

"W-What's so funny?" Unas questioned, utterly baffled by his host's fit of laughter.

'You're promising a devil a form of Heaven? That's hysterical.' He said coldly.

"What?!" Unas cried.

'Buddy, even before I became a devil, I've been doing things that sure as hell wouldn't even let me near their gates. For the longest time I've known...Heaven was already far out of my reach.' (Y/N) explained, his tone and eyes cold and fierce. "Someone...punch me."

"What?!" The brunette questioned.

"Punch me so hard that it knocks me out. We'll figure out another way to break this curse!" (Y/N) reiterated.

"What are you doing?!" The sorcerer questioned loudly, panicked by this order his host had made.

"Shutting your operation down! Now somebody hit me-!" (Y/N) was quickly silenced by Issei slamming his Boosted Gear into his face, dazing him remarkably. 'Damn, Issei's getting stronger. That...actually kinda...stung.' He thought, staggering backwards across multiple cords that were sprawled out over the floor of the room. Eventually tripping on one, he fell exactly where he was trying to avoid, right into Akeno's bosom. 'God damn it...' He cursed, remaining motionless as his head rested in the ravenette's large and voluptuous chest. "So...soft..." He mumbled.

"Oh my~" Akeno san happily, hugging her junior's head deeper into her chest. "You're so bold (Y/N)~" She moaned happily.

As (Y/N) groaned as he fell into unconsciousness, a menacing and malicious smiling aura rose out of the young devil's body and into the coffin.

The seal on the coffin's lid vanished and the Family Crest shifted and grew as the wicked aura grew more potent.

"That weird aura's getting stronger." Koneko exclaimed as the light from the magic circle grew brighter.

(Y/N) grumbled for a brief moment as his body began to feel normal once again. "Oh hey!" He smiled weakly, the feeling of his stinging face subsiding. "I can feel muh face again!"

The light on the coffin grew brighter and brighter, almost engulfing the whole room in its glow.

"On no." (Y/N) grimaced.

In the blink of an eye, the whole room was engulfed within an explosion, blasting everyone inside away through the debris that was sent flying.

(Y/N) slowly rose himself up, only to wince in due to a sharp pain in his stomach. He looked down and saw a chunk of stone sticking out of his gut. "Oh...that's just...wonderful." He groaned, slowly pulling out the chunk of debris from his abdomen, blood leaked and flowed out profusely. He quickly conjured his black and green fire in his hand and pressed it onto his gaping hole, hoping to cauterize it. "Everyone okay?"

Everyone else slowly began to come too, raiding themselves off the ground shaking off their daze. Once they regained their proper sight, they all saw (Y/N) with his massive charred stomach.

"(Y/N), you're hurt!" Asia cried, instantly breaking free from Akeno's arms and ran towards her guardian. "Just hold still, I'll heal you!" She said, immediately beginning her healing process.

"Th-Thanks." (Y/N) stuttered. However, as the Bishop continued to heal the Pawn, he felt nothing other than his own body healing itself. He felt no magical energy flow from Asia. He glanced down and saw she was using her Twilight Healing, but for unknown reasons, it wasn't working.

Maniacal laughter boomed from the room in which the devils were sent flying. From the subsiding smoke, a figure appeared. "I am the great sorcerer, Unas!" The figure spoke, emerging from the room and revealed himself, his dark skinned head donned a wicked smirk and body was covered in bandages. "I have finally been revived!" He cheered. "Well done, devils." He praised. "With the curse broken, and the extra energy I managed to siphon off of your friend, that Agares woman will suffer my vengeance!" He posed.

"Damn! He used us just so he could revive himself?!" Issei questioned angrily.

"I expected that to be the case." Claimed Rias, stepping forward from the group, still wearing the attire she wore during her dance.

"Rias?" (Y/N) questioned.

"I've got a question." She stated.

"What is it?" Unas replied.

"How exactly did you manage to get yourself cursed?" The redhead questioned.

The sorcerer gulped loudly, jumping back in fear of the truth being found out. He quickly composed himself, and crossed his arms as he attempted to explain. "Well, I wasn't exactly curse the second I summoned the woman. I was captivated by her beauty I wanted to marry-I mean make her my slave!" He corrected halfway through his own lie.

"That's ridiculous." Rias replied, looking at the newly revived man with pitying eyes. "When you're dealing with a Grand Duke relative, you have to have an appropriate wish and reward." She explained. "No wonder she was so mad."

"Shut up, woman!" Unas snapped. "With the power I've stolen from your friend, I'll defeat you first!" He declared, his staff pointed at the Peerage's King.

"Oh, that's right. You still have to pay for that." Rias claimed, her tone cold and rage filled. "Not only did you possess him, but you also stole magical energy from and injured my precious servant." Rias snarled, conjuring a massive ball of Ruin Fire within her hand. "You will suffer greatly for that." She glared.

"Koneko! Issei! Get ready!" Kiba ordered as he summoned one of his swords.

Koneko raised her fists and was ready to engage.

"Boosted Gear!" The Red Dragon Emperor cried, summoning his Sacred Gear. "Boost!"

BOOST!

(Y/N) sluggishly stepped forward, conjuring Oblivion into his hands with the remaining magical energy he had left.

"(Y/N), please come back! Let me heal you!" The blonde healer pleaded.

"I'm healed enough to the point where I can fight. I'll be okay!" The young devil reassured, still slightly grimacing from the lingering pain that slowly faded little by little due to his own healing ability. 'I don't know why Asia's healing magic isn't working for me. But I don't have time to worry about that now. I'll look into it later.' (Y/N) declared to himself as he prepared to fight.

"Oh good grief." Rias sighed. "Professor Nishimura, this mummy man is dangerous. I'm afraid we'll have to eliminate him." She decided.

"That'd be such a waste. But I suppose it can't be helped, huh? B-But if at all possible, could you try and leave the coffin intact?" The Professor requested.

"Of course." Rias assured. "We'll leave the coffin in one piece and destroy this ancient pervert."

Unas grunted at the Peerage's King, irritating him greatly. "Your arrogant attitude reminds me so much of that annoying woman from way back when. Take this!" He yelled, unleashing his wrappings and hurling them towards the girls.

In mere seconds, the girls were restrained and bound by the wrappings that once resided on the sorcerer.

"Seriously? Twice in one week? Why does this keep happening?" Koneko questioned irritably.

Unas simply laughed at his handiwork.

"Why do some of our encounters usually lead to the girls being tied up?" (Y/N) asked.

"Though I'd love to do it too." Issei commented.

"You would." (Y/N) groaned, setting his blade blade ablaze in its black and purple inferno. "Enchanted Hell-!"

"Don't move!" Unas ordered. "Take one more step, and I'll squeeze these girls until they pop!" He threatened.

Rias suddenly moaned, causing the boys to look up in curiosity.

"Rias!" (Y/N) called, only for her to moan again.

"These are no ordinary bindings. Thanks to your magical energy, I was able to imbued my bondage with energy draining abilities. And it won't come off easily. Only magic from divine beings or pure malicious origin can reduce these bindings to ash!" He boasted, laughing hysterically once again.

Rias struggled to move, only to glare at the perverted sorcerer. "Y-You messed with the wrong devil you prick!" She hissed.

Unas simply scoffed. "And what can you do? My hold on you is far too tight and your magic is being drained even as we speak."

"I wasn't talking about me." The Princess of Ruin smiled.

"What?" The sorcerer look baffled.

"(Y/N)! Ready!" Issei yelled.

"Alright!" He replied.

TRANSFER!

With the sudden burst of magical energy flowing into his body, (Y/N) roared loudly, unleashing his dark magical energy and transformed into his Black Heart state. He spread his arms and conjured two disks of black and green colored wind. Twisting his body, he prepared to unleash his merciless twisters. "GALE FORCE!!!" He roared, blasting a massive hurricane towards the girls and Unas, tearing apart the bindings and their clothes in the process. Quickly acting, he dashed to each one of the girls and handed them each a piece of his upper wear.

"Wh-What a truly wonderful technique! You've impressed me devil boy!" The sorcerer praised before being blasted in the face by a stream of black and green lightning.

"Looks like your bindings aren't as strong as you claimed..." The shadow coated devil said, slowly approaching the smoking mummy man as he writhed in pain on the floor. "'Cause I just ripped them apart like they were toilet paper!" His hissed, glaring murderous daggers at the dark skinned man.

As (Y/N)'s power surged, the Professor quickly took notice of the markings of the young devil's back. Gazing more intensely, he noticed how (Y/N)'s markings resembled a sword with demonic flames around it. Quickly looking to his head, Professor Nishimura noticed a new mark appearing above his right eye. His eyes widened upon seeing the markings. "Those marks, where have I seen them before?" He questioned.

As (Y/N) approached the weakened mummy, He looked down with a pitiful gaze. "Well, looks like this is the end of the line for you mummy man. You used me and my friends for your sick little games. But now, this is where it ends. This is where you die." He spat, placing his foot on the bandaged man's chest. "And no resurrection this time."

"W-Wait! Hold on!" Unas begged as he struggled to move (Y/N)'s foot, only to see a bright red light shine from behind his captor.

"Lawless one who attempted to do vulgar acts upon lady devils, your crime warrants nothing but death!" Rias claimed, donned in (Y/N) button-up shirt as she conjured a ball of Ruin Fire, causing Unas to shriek in fear. "In the name of the Gremory family, I'll turn you to ash!"

"N-No please!" Unas begged, catching the sound a lighting sparks erupting from the other side behind (Y/N).

"Oh my. Such a shame to be put down after such a long sleep. But taking advantage of one of our best is just asking for the worst kind of punishment." Akeno glared, summoning more intense bolts of lightning to unleash upon the perverted sorcerer.

"Damn you! Damn you all!" Unas shouted in anger before being silenced by (Y/N) as he stepped on his throat.

"Enjoy your stay in Hell!!" The shadow coated devil roared before jumping back with Rias and Akeno, inhaling a mass of darkness within his mouth before unleashing it with his senior's attacks. "DARK CALAMITY...ROAR!!!"

The three devils' blasts joined together, completely obliteration Unas as he screamed in agony. In mere seconds, his screams began to fade as his being disappeared, rendering the entire situation resolved.

Time Skip

"I can't express how grateful I am to you all for such an incredible experience!" Professor Nishimura thanked, shaking the hand of Rias Gremory, who restored her clothing but was still wearing her servant's shirt.

"Of course, always happy to help." Rias smiled. "Sorry it got so out of hand." She apologized.

'So, am I ever gonna get my clothes back or...' (Y/N) pondered, trailing off before the Professor approached him.

"I have to apologize to you young man. I'm very sorry my request resulted in you getting injured." The Professor bowed in regret. "I'm very sorry."

"Oh, don't worry about it." (Y/N) waved off with a reassuring smile. "Honestly, I've suffer FAR worse than that." He admitted. "If anything, this is like any other Wednesday for me." He added.

"I see..." The Professor accepted awkwardly.

"Well, see you around Profosser!" (Y/N) saluted.

Everyone touched (Y/N)'s body in some way before he teleported away, leaving Nishimura to ponder.

"Now, where did I put those books?" He questioned.

ORC Headquarters

"Well, that was...interesting to say the least." (Y/N) admitted as he looked up at the ceiling as he sat on the couch with Asia.

"Yeah. Guess that just goes to show that it's okay to live and work as we have been so far huh?" Issei chuckled.

"Ain't that the truth." (Y/N) agreed.

"Devils live for a long time, so you can take your time and think about how you want your life to be." Rias advised.

"Right!" (Y/N) and Issei replied.

"Well, what do you think Asia? You learn anything from tonight?" (Y/N) asked.

"Oh absolutely!" She smiled, clasping her hands together before she began to pray. "Dear Lord, please watch over me so that I can become a fine devil-" She chanted before receiving a stinging pain in her head.

'Some things just never change, huh?' (Y/N) smiled as he laughed awkwardly.

The door opened and Akeno stepped in. "Hey Rias!" She called. "We just got a request about investigating a coffin recovered from some ancient Chinese ruins this time." She announced.

"Oh God..." (Y/N) grimaced in disgust.

"You guys think it could be another perverted sorcerer?" The perverted Pawn asked with an excited smile plastered on his face.

"After what we just went through, I'm gonna have to say no. Pass it on to some other devil to take care of." Rias replied, clearly irritated.

"Huh?!" Issei questioned.

"That last one was so not worth the trouble. And I don't want (Y/N) to go through being possessed again. So we're going to pass on this one." The fumed redhead explained.

"Agreed. But even if we did accept it, I'd blow that damn coffin to kingdom come before what or whoever's in it could try and pull something." (Y/N) claimed, conjuring a small green and black flame in his hand.

"That's probably for the best." Kiba agreed, picking up some falling soba noodles as they slid down a bamboo waterfall.

"Seriously?! You're letting another group do it?!" Issei questioned rather heartbroken.

"You're really that perverted to let your friend get possessed again just so you can see some action?" Koneko questioned as she caught some noodles herself. "You're the worst." She said before devouring the noodles.

"Right. I'm sorry." Issei slumped over in defeat.

"Why're you guys making it sound like I'll be possessed so easily again? It's not gonna happen." (Y/N) claimed, quickly smiling as he collected his bag. "Well, I'm gonna head home first and get dinner started. You ladies have any requests-?!" He asked before wincing in pain.

"(Y/N), what's wrong?" Rias asked worriedly.

The pained devil pressed his hand against his gut and saw his hand become coated with blood. "Huh, I'm bleeding." He claimed bluntly.

"Is your wound not healed yet?!" Akeno worried.

"Oh right that reminds me. Asia, your healing magic didn't work on me." He claimed, lifting up host shit and showing his partially healed wound from earlier. "Like, this shit never even clotted."

"So you've been steadily bleeding-" Asia asked.

"Yep!"

"For the past hour?!" Rias questioned.

"Oooooooh yeah." He replied, falling face first onto the floor as he passed out from blood loss.

Everyone stared in silence, processing what had just happened.

"So..." Issei finally spoke. "Is he gonna be okay or-"

"SOMEONE FUCKING CALL MS. HASEGAWA!!!" Rias ordered.

"Right! Right! Right!" Issei panicked.

Museum

After the events that had transpired, Nishimura began to look for information on the markings he saw on (Y/N). Their sudden appearance peaked his curiosity. For the past many hours, he looked for every piece of material he could find. Eventually finding what he was looking for. "No. Impossible." Professor Nishimura said in disbelief. "Th-They're all supposed to be extinct! But...that boy had those marks on his back. Even the one on his forehead appeared out of nowhere. But that mark is only limited to..." Nishimura prattled on, grabbing the book and examining the contents more thoroughly, slumping back into his chair and looking up at the ceiling, exhaling deeply to calm himself. "Just what in the world is he?"

Unknown Planet

The pig-like inhabitants of the planet worked in turmoil over creating a very important feast for someone just as frightening.

"WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?! BRING IT ALL IN, QUICKLY!!!" The boar-like ruler of the planet ordered his most skilled chefs in order to hurry and make the meal finished.

The staff panicked, working faster to finish their dishes to present to their guest.

The meals were hastily brought to the dining table as soon as they were finished. Even the larger portioned dishes were brought in with loud thuds, hanging and being pulled by wires.

"My Lord." The king greeted eagerly. "Please, help yourself to this royal feast!" He beseeched. "Each course has been meticulously crafted by our world's finest chefs, and I can assure you, their creations are the definition of exquisite." He promised.

The man in which the meal, and to who the king spoke too simply stared at the dishes that were placed before him, eyeing each and every one of them before glancing his yellow eyes over toward the appealing king. "Is that so?" The creature asked. "Well. We'll see about that." He said before playing and smelling with every piece of food, humming and grunting with each sample tested.

The people feared the worst, but kept their composure to the best of their abilities.

As the seemingly terrifying cat-like man smelled more of the food, the blue skinned man by his side finally spoke up. "Please remember your manners, my Lord." He said, calling the purple cat-like man out on his poor table manners.

Ignoring his attendant, the man tapped at a glass cup that is filled with a purple, jelly-appearing dish topped with, what appeared to be fruit. "And what is this?" He asked.

The king quickly turned to one of the nearby chefs, who shrieked upon being called.

"IT'S A, UH, A COMPLETELY ORGANICALLY GROWN, FLASH PATEURIZED, SMALL BATCH SERVING OF À LA PLAPLANÈTES YOUR MIGHTY LORDSHIP!!!!" The chef stammered, fearing for his life as he began to break down.

"À la pra...À-À la pla-?" The man stuttered, struggling to pronounce the name of the dish. "Are you serious? What an insufferable name." He said in irritation.

The chef who prepared the dish, as well as many others turned pale.

The cat-like man rose up the glassed dish and poured the contents into his mouth, dropping all of it down like jelly before chewing and swallowing it all.

Every single member of the staff shuttered, quivering in fear in suspense on the opinion of their guest.

The man hummed in thought. "Tastier than I expected." He admitted. "The use of salt is...divine." He praised.

The king smiled in utter joy by his guest's praise. "Thank you, my Lord. So you won't-"

"However..." The purple cat interjected, causing the king to tremble. "There's a greasy mouth feel, which is odd for what I assume is...desert?" He pondered as one of his long ears twitched. "Tell you what..." He added. "I'll only take half."

"Half, my Lord?" The king questioned in confusion.

With the simple tap of his claw onto the table, a small purple colored ripple emerged before vanishing.

The planet as a whole shined a large purple ring around the middle, twinkling a small star before half of the whole planet exploded, blowing the other half into nothing but space debris and rubble.

"A bit harsh for food you call 'tasty'. Wouldn't you say my Lord?" The attendant claimed sternly, a disappointed glare in his eyes towards his master.

The egyptian garbbed cat creature simply groaned as he picked out remnants of the poisoned food he devoured with his claw. "All that grease is unhealthy." He claimed. "Makes you sluggish all day. I've done this galaxy a favor." He stretched backwards, looking back to his blue skinned compatriot. "Welp, guess it's about time we head home. How 'bout it Whis?" He asked.

"As you wish, Lord Beerus." Whis bowed, obeying his master's wishes to depart.