SquareGoat

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity.

Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm.

In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta.

Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans.

Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose.

If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

Essential NPC with a Chicken

In more ways than one, this has turned into a shitty situation.

He swiftly stood up and bolted forward with Lavanuk in hand. There was no way he could face that thing, he couldn't even ascertain its speed so what could his measly months of spear practice do?

'That thing is even faster than Martel,' he sincerely thought, which was ironic since he was trying to outrun it.

This time, it was right behind him and was slowly getting louder. Left without a choice, Bob could only turn around and defend himself with his spear as he let go of Lavanuk.

Getting past his defense, the shadow slashed his body from head to toe. However, he remained intact due to his uncanny ability of 'just won't die'.

"Ouch… Wait a minute, it isn't so bad after all."

The Disappearance